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Too poor to do anything bad
Too familiar to be lovers
Too hungry to know what to eat
Too困 to sleep

Staying up late is really bad for the skin
So I always stay up late
while applying a face mask
Mantian

everyone who doesn't want to sleep has someone they want to sleep with

Even if you sleep late, the person who won't look for you still won't look for you

When I was young, I always lied to my parents that I had no money.
Now I always lie to my parents that I still have money.
Man Si

If someone posts a selfie and then deletes it after a while, it's because she can't confirm whether that selfie looks good or ugly. If there aren't enough likes, she deletes it. Don't be surprised.

Chatting in someone else's Moments comments makes people want to delete that post.

Don't stay up late just because you're ugly.

The female classmate you met at the last reunion
sent a WeChat message inviting you for a drink
She seems interested in you
but she's a bit ugly
You want to go but are afraid of getting emotionally involved and not being able to extricate yourself
Finally, you replied
'I have a meeting tomorrow, let's have coffee next time'

After finishing Dou Di Zhu, I opened Weibo and saw a former rock singer holding a thermos. At that moment, you smiled.

Hey~ what did you say? The signal is bad in the fridge.

I only deleted you, but it emptied a group.

Dad, are you there?
Not here.
No money...
Here.

Don't stay up late just because you're ugly.

Primary school classes drain your mouth,
Middle school classes drain your pens,
High school classes drain your brains,
University classes drain your data.

The feeling of an old married couple is
recounting your day to a deaf-mute person staring at their phone

Went on a blind date yesterday
The other person answered a phone call and left

Young people either reply instantly, or read but not reply, or overshare, or say nothing. When they're in the mood, they can chat even with a dog on the street.

Tired and sleepy but can't sleep? That's called staying up late, which can cause sudden death. But playing with your phone is a pleasant late-night activity and doesn't affect your health.

People who don't even have a phone number
can only be WeChatted
cannot be fully trusted
Fortune