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Don't say you're not resilient
Crawled into bed, completely spent
Yet you can still keep playing on your phone for ages

Three major illusions in life:
They definitely like me
I look really good today
I can go to bed early tonight

People who hold their phones all day long
Can create the illusion:
This person must have many friends

No matter how successful you are outside,
in your mom's eyes,
you're just someone playing with their phone

In your mom's eyes
There are only two causes of illness:
First, staying up late
Second, playing on your phone all day

In your parents' eyes
You will always be a child
Who lacks self-care skills, is lazy and gluttonous, and never listens to advice

The moonlight is new, yet the longing is old.
The phone is near, yet you are far.

If I didn't reply to your New Year's greeting, please don't doubt our relationship, and don't worry about my situation. I'm simply just lazy!

Basic etiquette for relatives visiting during New Year:
Take the initiative to greet them
and promptly inform them of the WiFi password

It's really not easy to become this distant with you.

When making friends, don't talk about wealth, status, or education.
As long as you take beautiful photos of me,
we are good friends.

People who look good have phone albums
full of meticulously edited selfies.
People who don't look good have albums
full of stolen pictures and memes.

At this age,
the messages I receive at night
are no longer 'I love you!'
but rather 'Do you want to drink?'

Online scams rarely succeed with me
Because:
1. I have no money
2. My friends have no money
3. Even my online acquaintances have no money

When my husband is mischievous,
whisper to yourself: 'I chose him, I chose him, I chose him'

When my child is mischievous,
whisper to yourself: 'I bore him, I bore him, I bore him'

Many people's travels
are just about finding a new place
to get WiFi
and play on their phones

He posted another moment again.
I didn't like the content,
but I'm liking you.

Whenever I want someone to accompany me,
I find that some people cannot be found,
some should not be sought after,
and others are simply unattainable.

The essence of humans shaking their legs
might be because they lack a tail

I can't play with my phone anymore.
My eyesight is already bad.
I can't even see the money when I open my wallet.