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We might never see each other again in this life,
so when you post selfies,
try to edit yourself to look as good as possible.

If I know my ex is doing well,
I'll feel relieved.
If I know my ex is struggling,
I'll feel happy.

Stop peeking at my Moments!
I've always been doing better than you.

But my staying up late, I don't even know what I'm waiting for

You are still so hopeless, staying up late to pay attention to his messages

Awesome!!
Traveling during the long holiday
Found that everyone speaks Cantonese
So Cantonese people
Are the free-range chickens of the motherland

Life is long
Full of hope

At a young age, you have the physical strength of your fifties, the waist pain of your sixties, the neck strain of your seventies, the worldliness of your eighties, and the emotional management skills of your teens

Hurry up, hurry up
The next check-in point is still five kilometers away

Congratulations on winning the honorable title of
'Tense Leisure' Travel Expert

At this age
The late-night messages I receive
Are no longer "I love you!"
But all "Want a drink?"

If you're tired, learn to rest instead of giving up

Hard to understand those social butterflies.
Replying to more than three people's messages a day
makes me feel awful,
like I'm a customer service agent.

Afraid of loneliness and the dark
Yet used to staying up late

Winter rain
Forgot to bring an umbrella
No one is coming to pick me up
No orders to take either

Still as paralysis
Moving like epilepsy

Three major illusions in life:
They definitely like me
I look really good today
I can go to bed early tonight

In your parents' eyes
You will always be a child
Who lacks self-care skills, is lazy and gluttonous, and never listens to advice

If I didn't reply to your New Year's greeting, please don't doubt our relationship, and don't worry about my situation. I'm simply just lazy!

Basic etiquette for relatives visiting during New Year:
Take the initiative to greet them
and promptly inform them of the WiFi password

It's really not easy to become this distant with you.