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Kangaroo's selfie
It's not easy to show off your baby

Elephant's selfie
Recently my face got bigger again

Pig's Selfie
Why do they drool every time I show off my muscles?

Hidden Meanings
So when can we hang up the phone?
Of course you're more important than the game

Capture beautiful scenery with your heart, not just with your phone

Went to a restaurant but forgot to bring money
The boss firmly refused to put it on credit
In a rage, I made a phone call
Called over a dozen brothers to come
Only then勉强凑齐了饭钱

First we meet through a screen
Then we part through a screen
This is the emotion of modern people

I must have been a fisherman in my past life
Besides catching fish (slacking off)
All I know is scrolling on my phone

When you feel that the years have smoothed your edges, it's time to lose weight.

Every time I swear to lose weight, I just say it out loud to scare this body fat.

Do you think you are fat and ugly?
Go work out
Then you'll only be ugly left

If God can't make me thin, then please make my friends fat!

Losing weight is not that easy
Every piece of fat has its own temper

Why gain weight?
Too many things on your mind make it hard to lose weight.

Still single, still fat, still poor

Two people are quarreling, one says:
My face is longer than your legs!
Who should I sympathize with...

I used to wonder
why fat people love tight clothes
Later I realized
no matter what fat people wear, it's tight

Where you fall, there you sleep.

This generation of young people is too easily hurt,
causing everyone's hairline to recede.

Magpie, Peacock, Phoenix went to apply
Result only Peacock
Became a waiter
Because Peacock can open bottles