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When making friends, don't talk about wealth, status, or education.
As long as you take beautiful photos of me,
we are good friends.

At this age,
the messages I receive at night
are no longer 'I love you!'
but rather 'Do you want to drink?'

Online scams rarely succeed with me
Because:
1. I have no money
2. My friends have no money
3. Even my online acquaintances have no money

When my husband is mischievous,
whisper to yourself: 'I chose him, I chose him, I chose him'

When my child is mischievous,
whisper to yourself: 'I bore him, I bore him, I bore him'

He posted another moment again.
I didn't like the content,
but I'm liking you.

Whenever I want someone to accompany me,
I find that some people cannot be found,
some should not be sought after,
and others are simply unattainable.

The essence of humans shaking their legs
might be because they lack a tail

Some love isn't about telling you to drink more water; it's about telling you to go to bed early. — Lin Comics

I plan to flip a coin.
If it breaks,
I will review.

Love can come a little later, but food delivery cannot

I forgot how long it's been since we last talked, and I forgot why we used to have so much to say to each other

If life were like our first meeting
You wouldn't know how to use beauty filters

Practice calligraphy makes people more beautiful, keep your wrist suspended when applying makeup, steady and nimble hands

To praise someone's selfie, you can say: No traces of Photoshop. The same applies to insults.

Today I went to repair my earphones
After the customer service helped me clean my ears
I felt the sound quality got much better

The only leisure time for young people nowadays is the thirty seconds spent waiting for ads while binge-watching.

A terrible job is like a scumbag; it can force a good girl to become a shrew.

The most infuriating thing about guys who don't know how to take photos of girls is that follow-up sentence: 'You just look like this!'

My stomach is honest.
When hanging out with someone I click with,
I eat this and still want to try that.
When hanging out with someone I don't like,
I'm full after just one sip of water.

Lately I hate receiving text messages — those four-digit verification codes are usually higher than my monthly salary.