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Ah, sorry for not replying to your message, because I was busy playing with my phone.

Parents say I'm not good at anything
Doctor says I have insufficient energy
Boss says I lack ability
Wristband says I don't sleep enough
Watch says I don't walk enough
Phone says my balance is insufficient

Tired and sleepy but can't sleep? That's called staying up late, which can cause sudden death. But playing with your phone is a pleasant late-night activity and doesn't affect your health.

Blessing
One day, parents will no longer understand the direction of your efforts.
They can only tell you on the phone to take care of your health.
Then, while growing old, they look forward to your return home.

Don't say you're not resilient
Crawled into bed, completely spent
Yet you can still keep playing on your phone for ages

In your mom's eyes
There are only two causes of illness:
First, staying up late
Second, playing on your phone all day

Past Graduates: Internships, Job Hunting
Current Graduates: Waking Up, Scrolling Phones

When I was little, I imagined that with just a press of a button, meals would automatically appear on the table. Later I realized, isn't that just ordering food delivery on my phone?

Forgot to bring money when eating out
The boss firmly refuses to let me pay on credit
In a rage, I made a phone call
Called over a dozen brothers to come
Only then barely managed to pool together the meal money

In most people's minds, traveling means to find a new place, find a wifi and play mobile phone

Went to a restaurant but forgot to bring money
The boss firmly refused to put it on credit
In a rage, I made a phone call
Called over a dozen brothers to come
Only then勉强凑齐了饭钱

Ah, sorry for not replying to your message, because I was busy playing with my phone.

If you meet half of the following,
you're also a naughty kid:
1. Lazy
2. Annoying
3. Conversation killer
4. Read but don't reply
5. Mess up everything
6. Let people down
7. Waste time
8. Phone always on silent

The other party is typing!
If the 'Typing...' indicator persists,
it's likely they're searching for
an emoji that doesn't even exist.

The other party has long deleted you,
but you haven't been willing to mutually delete.
Even if you keep it just to see the avatar,
it's still better than nothing.

The farewell in the adult world is simple.
You didn't reply to my last message,
and I also tactfully didn't send another one.
From then on, we disappeared from each other's lives.

Sit down and listen to Grandpa tell you the story of falling from the tenth floor and not being charged for a month.

Farewell in the adult world is simple
You didn't reply to my last message
And I also默契地 didn't send again
From then on disappearing from each other's world

The internet has enriched my knowledge,
but not my wallet.
Xiaolin

Some people always think that taking a screenshot can preserve something