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Wishing you peace and prosperity in the new year, may you be prosperous and colorful. Zhang Fugui sends New Year greetings. Thanks to those mass-sent New Year greetings, I got to know the real names of many people with strange nicknames.
Account balance:
2.50 yuan
At the end of the year,
when checking your account balance,
please cover it with your hand
to prevent criminals
from seeing the joke
Cherish the person who is not by your side but often makes you laugh.
Not everyone in Moments is a friend, but there are always old acquaintances in the blacklist.
There's a cat at home, could someone kindly help take care of it for a few days? Another year has come, many people post this on their Moments.
Admit it
Your only social interaction recently
Is just commenting everywhere
Our real disconnection starts from an important holiday when we don't exchange greetings
My relationship with many people:
We once had a brief but intense
time together
There was no later
When we first met, we asked “Where are you from?”
Now when we first meet, it’s all:
“Do you scan me? I scan you?”
Congratulations on being honored as
“Plastic Social” Elite
Honorary Title
Some relationships are simple
After wishing you a happy Mid-Autumn Festival
The next message should be New Year greetings
It's late.
You won't get a red envelope,
nor a goodnight.
Dizzy from the dark night, I almost blurted out 'I miss you'
The only way I express dissatisfaction is by replying to messages a little later
Mid-Autumn
Some relationships are simple
After wishing you a happy Mid-Autumn Festival
The next message will be New Year greetings
Walking around the house while online shopping,
just pretend you're out for a shopping spree.
The most reassuring thing about waiting in line
is not that the people ahead of you decrease,
but that those behind you increase.
The current big data on the internet is too annoying.
I just took a selfie,
and I got pushed to plastic surgery hospitals.
Make big money
The most tempting choice
Is not an opportunity given by God
But a question posed by the devil
Words spoken over the screen carry only 10% emotional impact.
Arguments over the screen resonate at 200% intensity.
When taking selfies, it's not about looking beautiful but finding the right filter
Wishing you peace and prosperity in the new year, may you be prosperous and colorful. Zhang Fugui sends New Year greetings. Thanks to those mass-sent New Year greetings, I got to know the real names of many people with strange nicknames.
