Today's Picks
Swipe left or rightThe happiness of life is not about having a car, a house, money, or power, but about being carefree and free from illness and disaster.
Happiness is not having everything, but having what you want right by your side.
I'm just one stroke away from the peak of my life, a huge sum of money I don't know the amount of.
One ought to know a bit about music. My specialties in playing instruments and singing are: Bragging (blowing cowhide), holding others back (pulling hind legs), messing around (playing the lute randomly), and being contrary (singing off-key).
Ruined by the internet. Before, I just silently lived my own bitter life. Now it's great, I have to watch helplessly as others live good lives.
I've envied many people, but I love the ordinary me even more.
Mom says: Rest should be as important as work, or even more so — just like a phone must be charged.
Mom says: When you are at your weakest, the strongest version of you is preparing to make an appearance.
Stop asking me why I always stay home during holidays. If I had money, I'd have disappeared long ago.
Only worked for two years
Yet have four years of work experience
All thanks to overtime
Working is ten parts painful,
But having no money is ten thousand parts painful,
So I still have to go to work obediently
Your parents keep calling you,
telling you not to work too hard and to rest,
not knowing how much
you actually slack off.
If every day you could say to the mirror:
'Keep going, you are the best!'
It won't be long before
your mirror becomes a wonderful mirror
Others stayed home and got a shade lighter, I stayed home and went up a size. We both have bright futures ahead.
When I see others eat, I eat too
When I see others buy, I buy too
When I see others slim and beautiful
I pretend I didn't see
Hanging out with people you don't click with
Feels exactly like working overtime
The ease of being alone
is because you don't have to try hard
to make yourself seem interesting
Still as paralysis
Moving like epilepsy
Playing on the phone while it's charging
Feels like being a dog
Tied up by a rope
My concept of vacation is:
My charger has never been idle.
Only by lying at home playing with my phone for two consecutive days
is it called real rest
When you realize you haven't taken a selfie for a long time
it means you've spent
a long period of being lazy and sloppy
Let this old man divine—
You're lying in bed scrolling on your phone right now
And on your side at that
Probably charging too
Those who stay up late all the time must have been a street lamp in their previous life
Don't say you're not resilient
Crawled into bed, completely spent
Yet you can still keep playing on your phone for ages
I'm the kind of person who,
as long as there's an appointment in the afternoon,
can't focus on anything all morning
I can't sleep until the afternoon, but I can stay up until dawn
It's already
the time when people in this country are the most free
If no one has messaged you yet
Then it means
No one actually likes you
Stop asking me why I always stay home during holidays. If I had money, I'd have disappeared long ago.
