Today's Picks
Swipe left or rightThe happiness of life is not about having a car, a house, money, or power, but about being carefree and free from illness and disaster.
Happiness is not having everything, but having what you want right by your side.
I'm just one stroke away from the peak of my life, a huge sum of money I don't know the amount of.
One ought to know a bit about music. My specialties in playing instruments and singing are: Bragging (blowing cowhide), holding others back (pulling hind legs), messing around (playing the lute randomly), and being contrary (singing off-key).
Ruined by the internet. Before, I just silently lived my own bitter life. Now it's great, I have to watch helplessly as others live good lives.
I've envied many people, but I love the ordinary me even more.
Mom says: Rest should be as important as work, or even more so — just like a phone must be charged.
Mom says: When you are at your weakest, the strongest version of you is preparing to make an appearance.
The summer breeze has passed,
I've waited under your eaves.
My biggest wish this summer is that the watermelon Mom cuts with the kitchen knife doesn't taste like garlic.
Pretending to pat the watermelon before buying it is the most basic respect for the watermelon.
Actually, I don't know how to pick a watermelon at all.
Anyway, seeing others tapping,
I also pretend to tap.
Then I just pick a good-looking one.
When buying a watermelon,
if you tap it long enough,
the vendor will eventually come over
to help you pick a ripe one.
The watermelon vendor's technique for picking a watermelon:
Seriously pat three watermelons with a focused expression,
then randomly pick one,
nodding while handing it to the customer.
I'm heading out.
I'm back.
The weather is too hot...
The weather is too hot.
Between me and barbecue meat, there's only a pinch of cumin missing.
Between me and scallops, there's only a head of garlic missing.
Eating mushrooms in summer requires three things to be familiar:
Be familiar with the types of mushrooms,
Cook them thoroughly,
And know the way to the hospital very well.
Never go for a night run in summer.
It's too dangerous.
If you happen to come across a barbecue stall, you're done for.
Summer is so long,
be sure to find someone
who knows how to pick watermelons.
Nowadays, girls are all noble ladies.
They never leave the main gate or the second gate.
As soon as the air conditioner is on, they just order takeout.
When looking for a partner, make sure you find someone who agrees on the AC temperature.
Every time after helping my child with homework, I have to cool down like this.
All beings suffer,
but you are especially bitter.
I got lost during my summer trip.
Finally ran into a kid,
so I patted his head and asked:
"Where is this place?"
The kid said: "This is my head!"
My concept of a holiday is that my charger has never been idle.
On a hot day, I really want to find a girlfriend,
so I can hold an umbrella for her.
The sun is too harsh,
as a guy, I feel embarrassed to hold an umbrella myself.
I'm really baked with no other choice.
This midsummer,
thanks to the air conditioner for saving my life.
Do you feel that
my constant presence by your side is a happy thing?
The summer breeze has passed,
I've waited under your eaves.
