Today's Picks
Swipe left or rightThe happiness of life is not about having a car, a house, money, or power, but about being carefree and free from illness and disaster.
Happiness is not having everything, but having what you want right by your side.
I'm just one stroke away from the peak of my life, a huge sum of money I don't know the amount of.
One ought to know a bit about music. My specialties in playing instruments and singing are: Bragging (blowing cowhide), holding others back (pulling hind legs), messing around (playing the lute randomly), and being contrary (singing off-key).
Ruined by the internet. Before, I just silently lived my own bitter life. Now it's great, I have to watch helplessly as others live good lives.
I've envied many people, but I love the ordinary me even more.
Mom says: Rest should be as important as work, or even more so — just like a phone must be charged.
Mom says: When you are at your weakest, the strongest version of you is preparing to make an appearance.
Everyone wants to save the world, but no one helps mom wash the dishes
In your mom's eyes
There are only two causes of illness:
First, staying up late
Second, playing on your phone all day
In your parents' eyes
You will always be a child
Who lacks self-care skills, is lazy and gluttonous, and never listens to advice
The outside world is very dangerous
Afternoon naps are very comfortable
Wear long johns when it's cold
The food is very delicious
The truths your mother taught you when you were little
You didn't take them seriously back then
Don't you think they make more and more sense later on?
Don't complain that what Mom gave you isn't good enough, it was all she had
No matter how successful you are outside,
in your mom's eyes,
you're just someone playing with their phone
When I was little, my mom loved me so much
I remember in third grade, I got first place
She rewarded me with a washing machine
Because I often post selfies on Moments,
my mom has already blocked me.
Mom is a very strong-willed person.
When I was little, she rode a bike with me.
My foot got stuck in the wheel.
Mom felt she couldn't pedal anymore,
So she stood up and pedaled.
Came home for the holidays
Held Mom's calloused hand
Said with a heavy heart: Mom, don't work so hard
Mom said calmly:
It's all from playing mahjong
Middle-aged mothers' way of socializing for warmth:
Each badmouths her husband,
Each praises the other's child
Mom never apologizes. She just suddenly becomes very nice to you.
The one I love the most
Taught me
To eat, walk, and get dressed
The hardest thing in the world
Is explaining to my mom
That this game can't be paused
Can't go out
Can't socialize
Can't have fun
Can't sleep well
Isn't this the daily life of a full-time mom
Your parents hit you
All because they love you
If they didn't love you
They would've beaten you to death already
Most parents beat their children
Not for education at all
Just to vent their anger
Every time after scolding the kids
I regret not being gentle enough
Every time after scolding my husband
I regret not scolding hard enough
A girl still needs to learn how to cook
Otherwise when the child grows up, they'll say:
I really miss when I was little
And mom ordered takeout for me
Zombie-style parenting: The husband usually doesn't take care of the children or discipline them, but occasionally jumps out to interfere with the discipline.
Everyone wants to save the world, but no one helps mom wash the dishes
