Today's Picks
Swipe left or rightThe happiness of life is not about having a car, a house, money, or power, but about being carefree and free from illness and disaster.
Happiness is not having everything, but having what you want right by your side.
I'm just one stroke away from the peak of my life, a huge sum of money I don't know the amount of.
One ought to know a bit about music. My specialties in playing instruments and singing are: Bragging (blowing cowhide), holding others back (pulling hind legs), messing around (playing the lute randomly), and being contrary (singing off-key).
Ruined by the internet. Before, I just silently lived my own bitter life. Now it's great, I have to watch helplessly as others live good lives.
I've envied many people, but I love the ordinary me even more.
Mom says: Rest should be as important as work, or even more so — just like a phone must be charged.
Mom says: When you are at your weakest, the strongest version of you is preparing to make an appearance.
When a girl says she likes cheerful guys
She means those with charming smiles
Who would also take the initiative to pursue her
Not the kind who just giggles all day
When a girl says you're a funny guy, she means you're hilarious but ugly
When a girl says you're suitable to be a friend
She means your personality is fine
But you're too ugly
Lin Mantian
Girls named Wenwen are all gentle
Girls named Nana are all pretty
Girls named Shasha all have great figures
Girls named little fairy are something else
Each one eats more than the last
The average age of those who call themselves 'girls' on social media is twenty-eight
Those who call themselves 'weird aunties' on social media have an average age of nineteen.
Those who call themselves 'baby' on social media
Average age: thirty-seven
Those who call themselves fat on social media weigh only 90 pounds on average.
Every time I go out wearing a mask and sunglasses, I feel like a big star
Women who call themselves 'Dad' on social media are all domineering female CEOs
Those who call themselves fairies in Moments are all masters of selfie editing and skin smoothing
The average age of those who call themselves 'old lady' on social media is seventeen
When a girl starts reapplying lipstick,
you know she's really full.
No matter how ugly something is, as long as it's a prestigious brand, you will genuinely find it more and more beautiful.
If someone posts a selfie and deletes it after a while
It's because she can't confirm
Whether that selfie looks good or ugly
If there aren't enough likes, she deletes it
Don't be surprised
Plastic flower besties are
incredibly intimate when taking photos together
but then go their separate ways to edit their own pictures
showing extreme estrangement and indifference.
If you don't take a selfie, who else will take a picture of you?
Sensitive people tend to overthink,
Soft-hearted people tend to ask for trouble.
The one who loves you
only ruins your lipstick
never your mascara
Every time after scolding the children, I regret not being gentle enough. Every time after scolding my husband, I regret not scolding him thoroughly.
When a girl says she likes cheerful guys
She means those with charming smiles
Who would also take the initiative to pursue her
Not the kind who just giggles all day
