Today's Picks
Swipe left or rightThe process of making money is arduous, the process of spending money is inexplicable
Work is the main storyline of your life And other major life events Like marriage, having children, traveling, seeing a doctor All have to be done by taking leave
Every time I notice someone arguing or gossiping, when I want to listen carefully, they become quiet.
When eating with cultured people, as long as you can bring up a topic they are good at, then the rest of the dishes are yours.
There's no need to make those who dislike you like you; just let those who like you feel they have good taste.
Even if I can't see the direction of life clearly, I still enjoy this journey very much.
Life is a long journey, don't walk with people who dampen your spirits.
East Gate
Waiting for friends at the mall entrance
Everyone going in shows me their health code
Walking the path you've walked,
Does it count as a reunion?
Breathing the wind you've breathed,
Does it count as embracing?
The epidemic control office says: Yes!!!
The kindergarten kids are comparing their parents.
Xiao Ming says: 'My mom is a teacher!'
Xiao Bai says: 'My mom is a boss!'
Xiao Long says: 'My mom is a leader!'
Xiao Hong says: 'Hmph! What about you all? My mom is an immortal goddess!'
Even in the coldest weather, live a vibrant life
Trapped in an elevator with a stranger
To calm her down
I showed her my negative nucleic acid test result
Buns
In front of a bun shop
A foreigner excitedly waves his hands and says 'double?'
I see an opportunity and quickly step forward to say:
The boss, he wants two buns"
Upon hearing this, the foreigner gets upset: "I meant takeout!"
Although I appear well-groomed on the outside,
my room is so messy that even mice need navigation to get around.
Early in the morning, rushing to enter the mall,
The door wouldn't open no matter what.
Security shouted at me to 'put more effort',
I exerted all my strength but still couldn't push it open.
Later I realized he meant 'ten o'clock opening time'.
True wealth is not having more, but being enough now
If you care about my words,
then pay attention to my words.
The first thing after the temperature drops is to try on last year's pants and see if they still fit this year.
Some people hand in homework like thieves,
Hiding others' work among their own.
Encouraging an introverted person to speak more is essentially like asking a bald person to grow hair.
Payments are getting easier,
but making money is harder.
At the train station square, a man asked me if I wanted a mobile phone.
I asked what model and how much it was.
The man replied: Just stand here and look,
Tell me which one you like
They are all 200 yuan.
Walking down the street, there was a beautiful young lady who wanted to add me on WeChat. Later I found out she works in aesthetic medicine and said that as soon as she saw me, she knew I was a potential big customer.
I finally understand how painful heartbreak can be.
The person upstairs has been playing 'Missing Me' on repeat for six hours.
Southern supermarket service is too rude.
The cashier took my temperature and asked me:
"Do you have pneumonia?!"
Later I found out he was asking:
"Do you have a membership?..."
Giving up snacks and bubble tea for a month
Didn't lose a single pound
But lost thirty days of happiness
If you don't agree to get a membership card from the barber,
he will tell you the truth:
The problem is on your face, not in your hairstyle.
East Gate
Waiting for friends at the mall entrance
Everyone going in shows me their health code
