If you like someone, you must confess. If you don't get rejected once, you might really think you're a heartthrob.

So far no one has confessed to me. I firmly believe that I must be secretly loved.

Why don't you reply to my message? Is it because I didn't send it?

If you feel lonely late on Valentine's night,
watch a ghost movie.
After a while, you'll feel
that the bathroom, kitchen, under the bed, and ceiling are all occupied.
It'll be super lively.

Valentine's Day followed by Lantern Festival
For businesses, it's a double opportunity
For me, it's a double taboo

I went on blind dates with two people.
One was handsome but poor,
the other ugly but rich.
I struggled all night,
and the next day the matchmaker replied
that neither of them was interested in me.

The logic of a girl's makeup is:
You need makeup to meet people,
but colleagues don't count as people.

Into the vast sea of people,
may we each shine through storms

All in!!
In this life,
make choices at an ignorant age,
and bear the consequences at an understanding age.

Life is that yesterday grows more and more, while tomorrow grows less and less.

Let me tell you a secret:
You are actually an angel.
The reason you stay on earth
Is just because of your weight.

A twenty-year-old
can stay up all night playing
This is a mammalian instinct
This skill
was originally meant for staying up to care for babies

Two people on the street were arguing fiercely and about to fight, until they checked each other's health code, then they felt relieved and started fighting.

Many people decide on a whim,
Pound their chests in assurance,
Then slap their thighs in regret,
And finally slap their butts and leave.

Although I didn't travel abroad this Spring Festival, when I go to work, I feel like I still need to adjust to the time difference.

Life is so hard.
A tool at work,
a vegetable after work.

A relative hit me with a double whammy in one sentence:
"You've been single for so long.
You must have saved up quite a bit of money, right?"

What I, as a single person, envy is beautiful love, not just having a partner

If I had known we'd be wearing masks for over two years, I should have gotten braces.

I'll never use the beauty camera again!
It mistook my nostrils for pimples and removed them!
In one second, I turned into Voldemort!