Today's Picks
Swipe left or rightThe happiness of life is not about having a car, a house, money, or power, but about being carefree and free from illness and disaster.
Happiness is not having everything, but having what you want right by your side.
I'm just one stroke away from the peak of my life, a huge sum of money I don't know the amount of.
One ought to know a bit about music. My specialties in playing instruments and singing are: Bragging (blowing cowhide), holding others back (pulling hind legs), messing around (playing the lute randomly), and being contrary (singing off-key).
Ruined by the internet. Before, I just silently lived my own bitter life. Now it's great, I have to watch helplessly as others live good lives.
I've envied many people, but I love the ordinary me even more.
Mom says: Rest should be as important as work, or even more so — just like a phone must be charged.
Mom says: When you are at your weakest, the strongest version of you is preparing to make an appearance.
If I didn't reply to your New Year's greeting, please don't doubt our relationship, and don't worry about my situation. I'm simply just lazy!
Some people add you on WeChat just to send you a mass New Year greeting once a year.
Wishing you peace and prosperity in the new year, may you be prosperous and colorful. Zhang Fugui sends New Year greetings. Thanks to those mass-sent New Year greetings, I got to know the real names of many people with strange nicknames.
Basic etiquette for relatives visiting during New Year:
Take the initiative to greet them
and promptly inform them of the WiFi password
The living room of mom, aunts, and female relatives is the village's most complete gossip center; the drinking table of dad, uncles, and male relatives is a bragging ground that knows everything in the universe.
During the New Year, I went to ask a relative for help. The relative said, 'As long as you don't borrow money, anything else is fine.' I said, 'Help me find a partner.' The relative said, 'How much do you want to borrow?'
Bought a refrigerator
Originally wanted to eat something fresh
But it ended up stuffed with leftovers
Have you noticed that the novel coronavirus has lasted longer than any of your relationships?
No! When others say 'no', it's usually flirting, but when I say 'no!', I'm just playing Landlord.
During the holidays, don't blame yourself for sleeping in.
After all, even if you get up, you can't create any value.
Why does the annual leave always fly by?
Because every day has no morning.
Frozen ones are also dumplings, but only mom's homemade ones make it the New Year.
Fortune
Rich or poor
Focus on celebrating the New Year
Happiness is not about having the best of everything, but about making the best of everything you have.
You say 'forever', I'll pass the wine.
Flowers are best appreciated when half bloomed, wine is best enjoyed when slightly tipsy—this is the wonderful time of life.
My relatives always praised me for having a "melon seed face", but later I realized they meant "watermelon seed".
The snacks prepared for the New Year
were all eaten last night...
Even if you are as stout as a tiger, you should still flaunt your charm to the fullest.
From a distance, everything looks beautiful and moving
If I didn't reply to your New Year's greeting, please don't doubt our relationship, and don't worry about my situation. I'm simply just lazy!
