Today's Picks
Swipe left or rightThe happiness of life is not about having a car, a house, money, or power, but about being carefree and free from illness and disaster.
Happiness is not having everything, but having what you want right by your side.
I'm just one stroke away from the peak of my life, a huge sum of money I don't know the amount of.
One ought to know a bit about music. My specialties in playing instruments and singing are: Bragging (blowing cowhide), holding others back (pulling hind legs), messing around (playing the lute randomly), and being contrary (singing off-key).
Ruined by the internet. Before, I just silently lived my own bitter life. Now it's great, I have to watch helplessly as others live good lives.
I've envied many people, but I love the ordinary me even more.
Mom says: Rest should be as important as work, or even more so — just like a phone must be charged.
Mom says: When you are at your weakest, the strongest version of you is preparing to make an appearance.
At the end of the year, I earned two hundred million.
One is called amnesia,
I don't know where the money came from.
The other is called memory,
I can't remember where the money went no matter how hard I try.
After years of overtime work, I finally achieved financial freedom. My boss told me: "Go find the finance department, you are free."
Effort always pays off.
You roll around hard for a year,
and you'll definitely grow a year older.
The only work task recently is waiting for the holiday and the New Year
Last New Year, I never guessed that this mask would have to be worn for another whole year.
It suddenly occurred to me
that my friends only seek me out for money.
Whenever they see me, they shout:
"When on earth are you going to pay me back?!"
By the way...
The words after "by the way"
are often the key point.
For example:
"By the way, when will you pay me back?"
Look at that white cloud in the sky,
doesn't it look like the hundred bucks you owe me?
Going home to get a driver's license
First go to graduate school
Are the two major excuses for contemporary young people to avoid work
Good news, promotion, special offer. The best news I've seen recently is all in the supermarket.
I said to the delivery man:
Thank you for your hard work, delivering food even during the Spring Festival.
The delivery man said to me:
Thank you for your hard work, still ordering takeout during the Spring Festival.
At the end of the year, I actually got out of being single! Old clients are calling one after another to say they won't renew next year.
After every English listening exam, I deeply realize that some words are only meant for those who understand.
Women may deceive you, brothers may betray you, but math doesn't. Math just doesn't.
No difficulty can overcome me
In math exams from childhood to adulthood, whenever I encounter a difficult problem, I pause to calculate how many points I can get so far.
As far as I know, I know nothing.
As soon as the New Year comes, you make a wish, and then spend the remaining 365 days slacking off, making me think your wish is to slack off every day.
Math exams are very easy, but getting a score of sixty is really hard
Final exams are coming again. It's time to show my skills. Otherwise, those teachers might think they've taught so well.
At the end of the year, I earned two hundred million.
One is called amnesia,
I don't know where the money came from.
The other is called memory,
I can't remember where the money went no matter how hard I try.
