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Swipe left or rightThe process of making money is arduous, the process of spending money is inexplicable
Work is the main storyline of your life And other major life events Like marriage, having children, traveling, seeing a doctor All have to be done by taking leave
Every time I notice someone arguing or gossiping, when I want to listen carefully, they become quiet.
When eating with cultured people, as long as you can bring up a topic they are good at, then the rest of the dishes are yours.
There's no need to make those who dislike you like you; just let those who like you feel they have good taste.
Even if I can't see the direction of life clearly, I still enjoy this journey very much.
Life is a long journey, don't walk with people who dampen your spirits.
The text on the image is a humorous dialogue between parents and their child. The mother is scolding her child for failing the exam, saying that if he doesn't work hard, he will end up like his father, having a low-paying job and marrying a bad wife. The father responds by jokingly acknowledging that he has been useless all along. This exchange of words creates a funny situation where the mother unintentionally criticizes the father, and the father cleverly turns the tables on her by making fun of her admission.
After the college entrance examination,
the teacher said to us:
You fly far away,
I return as before.
At graduation, the class teacher said earnestly:
I only hope you do not become
a person with side effects on society.
No matter how poorly you perform on an exam,
I still believe in my boundless future.
While you're all preparing for a third child,
I'm still just the spare tire.
I chose a regular barber at the hair salon,
the result was particularly ugly.
This time I deliberately chose a director who costs twice as much,
but it turned out to be the same person as last time.
He said: Bro, I was promoted to director last week!
I asked the cafeteria server,
why is there no meat in the return dish?
The server said: all the meat has been returned to the pot.
The other party is typing!
If the 'Typing...' indicator persists,
it's likely they're searching for
an emoji that doesn't even exist.
Don't shake hands with someone wearing crew socks,
they might have just used their fingers
to adjust a sock that fell in their shoe.
Keep going a little further
For those you want to see
Things you want to do
The person you want to become
Aim for high school with one stroke of luck
Always know everything about what to study
Guessing questions will always be correct
Green code
Easy examination
Happy estimation is taken care of
Guaranteed victory in every exam
Xiao Lin Comics 2021.6.
Stay calm and work hard to become a better version of yourself.
Wishing you good luck in the college entrance exam during the Grain in Ear period.
June 5, 2021 by Xiaolin Comics
A Guangzhou anti-epidemic doctor seriously asked me:
"Do you have any reason to die?"
I hurriedly answered:"No, no."
The doctor then wrote down: No travel history.
May your sleep be filled with mountains and rivers,
may spring greet you upon waking,
may joy have no end,
and may your future path be smooth and steady.
June 1, 2021 by Xiaolin Comics
Even a single beam of pure sunlight
Can make your heart skip a beat
June 1, 2020. Xiao Lin Comics Garden
The wind stops by the window,
urging us to love this world.
2021.6.1 Xiao Lin Comics
Today's children
are sleepy in the morning as if they took sleeping pills
and energetic at night as if they had stimulants
When I was a child sitting in the front passenger seat,
my father would occasionally glance at me.
At that time, my heart felt warm.
Later, when I learned to drive, I realized
he was actually looking at the rearview mirror.
Whenever elders find themselves unable to convince you,
they resort to shouting:
"What's your attitude?!"
Mom comforts the child:
It's not important if you didn't do well this time, you are still young.
Your mom and dad are also relatively young, we can have another one.
The text on the image is a humorous dialogue between parents and their child. The mother is scolding her child for failing the exam, saying that if he doesn't work hard, he will end up like his father, having a low-paying job and marrying a bad wife. The father responds by jokingly acknowledging that he has been useless all along. This exchange of words creates a funny situation where the mother unintentionally criticizes the father, and the father cleverly turns the tables on her by making fun of her admission.
