Before having a baby, my shopping cart was full of cosmetics, bags, shoes, and dresses.
After having a baby, my shopping cart is filled with milk powder, diapers, toys, children's clothing, children's clothing, children's clothing.
Xiaolin
Man Si

Before having a child, you have waist and figure;
After having a child, no waist, no figure,
Just excess fat.

Before having children, nicknames were all called
Kerry, Ivy, Linda, Isabella
After having children, names are all
Mommy, Bean Mommy, Fruit Mommy, Baby Mommy
Xiaolin's Reflections

Before having kids, every day was carefree; after having kids, every day feels like a battle

Before having children, always waited on by others,
like a goddess.
After having children, constantly chasing after kids,
Like a neurotic woman.

Before having a baby: no food, no drink, and lazy.
After having a baby: able to push a stroller,
teach the child to draw and make crafts,
and be so diligent that sleep is unnecessary.

Before having children, working seemed exhausting;
After having children, work feels much more comfortable.
Reflections.

Before having children, I used to look down on crying kids on buses and subways.
After having children, I feel sympathetic towards crying kids.
Xiaolin Man Si

Before having a baby, my husband was the main character; after having a baby, he becomes a decoration.

Since becoming a mom,
Makeup always ends up smudged

When my husband is mischievous,
whisper to yourself: 'I chose him, I chose him, I chose him'

When my child is mischievous,
whisper to yourself: 'I bore him, I bore him, I bore him'

After working overtime and returning home, I found my child already asleep.
I felt a bit melancholic at first,
but it was soon replaced by a wave of heartfelt joy.
Xiaolin
Manssi

The best smile shows exactly eight teeth.
I practiced in front of the mirror for a long time,
but people said, 'Why do you look so round?'
Later I realized it should be the top row of eight teeth.

Always keep smiling,
or all those years of brushing your teeth will be in vain.

Doopee Number
As a person with a large face,
I don't like touchscreen phones much.
A smile often hangs up the call.

You look great when you smile.
If someone sends a smiley in chat and you don't know how to reply,
say: You look great when you smile.

If you like it, it's sunny;
if you dislike it, it's also sunny.

He is so hypocritical,
showing a semi-permanent Korean-style smile

Go to the photo studio
The photographer says to others:
"Smile... Keep smiling... Good..."
When it comes to me
The photographer says:
"Relax your killing intent... Relax it further..."

We keep practicing smiles
Until we become people who can't cry anymore