A few days ago, a boss from Zhanjiang asked me to work for him.
He solemnly said, 'I am a pineapple!'
I cautiously asked, 'Are you from Xuwen?'
He replied, 'No, I hope you can be my Qianlima.'

Work is so tough,
Prison has sentence reduction,
But working only brings overtime.

My boss always criticizes me,
He doesn't know my true ability.
If he did, I would have been fired long ago.

All items 50% off
When studying, no money
Can only afford discounted clothes
After work, it's different
Cannot even afford discounted items anymore

Not tall enough in height,
Not high enough in salary,
But the hairline is high.

In this age where money can be made anywhere, I have become someone who spends money anywhere.

You said you want to go to the big city,
To chase your dreams and realize your life's value.
But in the end, it's just about finding a job.

The most exhausting thing is not knowing what you're working so hard for

The warning signs of mental illness
are believing that the work at hand is infinitely important
and that one is absolutely irreplaceable

Before having children, I thought working was exhausting.
After having children, I find that working is actually much more comfortable.

The only profession that can instantly turn things around is a masseur.

I have a remarkable job.
What is it?
Harvesting lotus roots.

A friend in the computer field feels overwhelmed.
Asked, 'How do I switch lines?'
I replied, 'Just hit Enter.'

Between what is achievable and what is not,
there are many things
that can be done but require great effort

He is tired of the nine-to-five grind,
resigned from his job firmly,
and now he is busy looking for a new one.

After a life of toil and hardship,
I speak to my shadow:
Sorry for making you suffer with me.

Idleness leads to poverty for oneself, while diligence makes others rich.

Everyone is a dreamer.
After the dream fades,
there's only home left.

Dreams were naturally there,
but those dreams all burned up by themselves.

Don't cry,
Remember you can't afford paper