I was too nervous and stayed up late the night before getting vaccinated.
As a result, I fell asleep in the observation area after receiving the vaccine.
A group of volunteers carried me to emergency treatment.

Accidentally passing by the Lichwan quarantine zone,
Several people walking towards me coughing,
I was scared half to death.
After I passed them, I started coughing too.
Who puts so much chili in their cooking!

Why do parents only care about your grades?
Because they don't understand those exam questions.

Lying on the sofa and falling asleep unintentionally is easier than forcing yourself to sleep in bed.

There's a mosquito frozen in the fridge.
I carefully brought it back to my room.
I wanted to see if it would wake up.
Now it has woken up.
I can't sleep anymore.

This year's new wrapping method for zongzi
Wrap the mask well
Keep viruses away
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After the exam, it's time to play
Don't always think about working summer jobs
There will be plenty of time to work later

After the exam holiday
Don't always stay in the room
Sometimes go outside
to walk around the living room, kitchen, and toilet

In the head teacher's mouth,
I have no name.
I am called 'some people',
and some classmates are referred to as 'a very few individuals'

The math teacher said:
If the process is wrong,
it's wrong.

Several α
Day+
Minus α
The catchphrase I've never figured out in my life:
Odd changes even, even stays even
Sign depends on the quadrant

Remember those days when we were drowsy in class,
the teacher suddenly called your name,
I raised my head before you.

After graduation,
There won't be any chance to secretly see you.

At graduation,
I only wanted to hug one person,
but I ended up hugging the whole class while crying and laughing.

We hope that in this complex world,
you are the one who is small but certain.

The text on the image is a humorous dialogue between parents and their child. The mother is scolding her child for failing the exam, saying that if he doesn't work hard, he will end up like his father, having a low-paying job and marrying a bad wife. The father responds by jokingly acknowledging that he has been useless all along. This exchange of words creates a funny situation where the mother unintentionally criticizes the father, and the father cleverly turns the tables on her by making fun of her admission.

Make friends out of thin air
Four types of people in WeChat circle:
Me back then
A friend of mine
A classmate of mine
The child next door

Many people make decisions on a whim,
make bold promises,
regret it later,
and finally walk away without thinking.
This reflects how impulsive people often are when making decisions and how easily they regret them afterwards.

Everyone suffers,
but you are exceptionally bitter

The key to a lasting relationship
lies in the everyday details of life, like rice, oil, salt, and vinegar.