Today's Picks
Swipe left or rightThe happiness of life is not about having a car, a house, money, or power, but about being carefree and free from illness and disaster.
Happiness is not having everything, but having what you want right by your side.
I'm just one stroke away from the peak of my life, a huge sum of money I don't know the amount of.
One ought to know a bit about music. My specialties in playing instruments and singing are: Bragging (blowing cowhide), holding others back (pulling hind legs), messing around (playing the lute randomly), and being contrary (singing off-key).
Ruined by the internet. Before, I just silently lived my own bitter life. Now it's great, I have to watch helplessly as others live good lives.
I've envied many people, but I love the ordinary me even more.
Mom says: Rest should be as important as work, or even more so — just like a phone must be charged.
Mom says: When you are at your weakest, the strongest version of you is preparing to make an appearance.
Mom's struggles
Are invisible
When mom gets angry over a trivial matter
It could be because
She has been enduring hard times for a long time
Before having a baby, I couldn't get enough sleep and suspected I had hypersomnia.
After having a baby, I wake up seven or eight times every night and suspect I have insomnia.
Before having a baby, my shopping cart was full of cosmetics, bags, shoes, and dresses.
After having a baby, my shopping cart is filled with milk powder, diapers, toys, children's clothing, children's clothing, children's clothing.
Xiaolin
Man Si
Before having a child, you have waist and figure;
After having a child, no waist, no figure,
Just excess fat.
Before having children, nicknames were all called
Kerry, Ivy, Linda, Isabella
After having children, names are all
Mommy, Bean Mommy, Fruit Mommy, Baby Mommy
Xiaolin's Reflections
Before having kids, every day was carefree; after having kids, every day feels like a battle
Before having children, always waited on by others,
like a goddess.
After having children, constantly chasing after kids,
Like a neurotic woman.
Before having a baby: no food, no drink, and lazy.
After having a baby: able to push a stroller,
teach the child to draw and make crafts,
and be so diligent that sleep is unnecessary.
Before having children, working seemed exhausting;
After having children, work feels much more comfortable.
Reflections.
Before having children, I used to look down on crying kids on buses and subways.
After having children, I feel sympathetic towards crying kids.
Xiaolin Man Si
Before having a baby, my husband was the main character; after having a baby, he becomes a decoration.
Since becoming a mom,
Makeup always ends up smudged
When my husband is mischievous,
whisper to yourself: 'I chose him, I chose him, I chose him'
When my child is mischievous,
whisper to yourself: 'I bore him, I bore him, I bore him'
After working overtime and returning home, I found my child already asleep.
I felt a bit melancholic at first,
but it was soon replaced by a wave of heartfelt joy.
Xiaolin
Manssi
The best smile shows exactly eight teeth.
I practiced in front of the mirror for a long time,
but people said, 'Why do you look so round?'
Later I realized it should be the top row of eight teeth.
Always keep smiling,
or all those years of brushing your teeth will be in vain.
Doopee Number
As a person with a large face,
I don't like touchscreen phones much.
A smile often hangs up the call.
You look great when you smile.
If someone sends a smiley in chat and you don't know how to reply,
say: You look great when you smile.
If you like it, it's sunny;
if you dislike it, it's also sunny.
He is so hypocritical,
showing a semi-permanent Korean-style smile
Mom's struggles
Are invisible
When mom gets angry over a trivial matter
It could be because
She has been enduring hard times for a long time
