Today's Picks
Swipe left or rightThe happiness of life is not about having a car, a house, money, or power, but about being carefree and free from illness and disaster.
Happiness is not having everything, but having what you want right by your side.
I'm just one stroke away from the peak of my life, a huge sum of money I don't know the amount of.
One ought to know a bit about music. My specialties in playing instruments and singing are: Bragging (blowing cowhide), holding others back (pulling hind legs), messing around (playing the lute randomly), and being contrary (singing off-key).
Ruined by the internet. Before, I just silently lived my own bitter life. Now it's great, I have to watch helplessly as others live good lives.
I've envied many people, but I love the ordinary me even more.
Mom says: Rest should be as important as work, or even more so — just like a phone must be charged.
Mom says: When you are at your weakest, the strongest version of you is preparing to make an appearance.
Whenever there's a festival,
I stay indoors citing epidemic prevention
as an excuse to avoid the fact that no one invites me.
I'll pay
I'll pay, I'll pay
Due to introverted personality
It's impossible to take the initiative in paying the bill
You might not know,
but your dog is the reason you go out for a walk.
When women travel, even if they stay for just one night, it feels like moving house.
Exit the station
Meow Meow!
Going home for the holiday
Mother met me at the station and excitedly called out the name of our cat
Home for the holidays,
Touching her thick calloused hands,
Said with pain: Mom, don't overwork yourself.
Mom said calmly:
They're all from playing mahjong.
How can a person going south accompany you northward
The statement that 'I'll be back in five minutes' from a man and 'I'll leave in five minutes' from a woman means the same thing.
The only advantage of a fat person is that they can sit in the front passenger seat when there are many people.
A friend invited me to a restaurant for dinner.
We agreed on splitting the bill equally (AA system).
After I paid half the amount,
my friend pulled out a 50% discount coupon.
Traveling to a desolate place
Eating noodles, the shopkeeper charges two hundred yuan
I said: Why don't you rob me?
The shopkeeper gets an idea
Robs me of another one thousand yuan
Lost during summer vacation travel,
it was hard to find a child,
so I touched his head and asked:
What place is this?
The child said: This is my head!
Buying bottled water on the train,
The steward says five yuan per bottle.
I ask: 'How big is one?'
The steward replies: 'The same size as what's sold for fifteen jiao outside.'
The cleaning aunt on the train
is the one who looks down on all others
She will say to everyone:
'Come, garbage'
When you go out to enjoy yourself,
you always end up gaining weight
At the moment you appeared,
the scenery came into focus
Using a DSLR camera is the last stubbornness of an old man.
Wearing a scarf is the pride of an old lady.
Many people's travels
are just about finding a new place
to get WiFi
and play on their phones
Many people say going out for a trip
Eventually turns into:
Finding a place to eat and rest.
Enjoy slowly.
幸亏你来自远方
我对我的过去并不确定
Whenever there's a festival,
I stay indoors citing epidemic prevention
as an excuse to avoid the fact that no one invites me.
