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Work is the main storyline of your life And other major life events Like marriage, having children, traveling, seeing a doctor All have to be done by taking leave
Every time I notice someone arguing or gossiping, when I want to listen carefully, they become quiet.
When eating with cultured people, as long as you can bring up a topic they are good at, then the rest of the dishes are yours.
There's no need to make those who dislike you like you; just let those who like you feel they have good taste.
Even if I can't see the direction of life clearly, I still enjoy this journey very much.
Life is a long journey, don't walk with people who dampen your spirits.
Plane trees in Nanjing. 2024.3.12 Xiao Lin comic
A father's faults are as many as stars, his virtues as few as the sun. But when the sun comes out, all the stars disappear.
When everyone cares about how high you fly, only your father cares about how tired you are. He usually thinks you are not tired enough.
The conversation between my dad and me
usually has only two topics:
Either I ask him: 'Where is my mom?'
Or he asks me: 'Where is your mom?'
When your dad shouts "one, two, three" at you, it's not to teach you math, but to prepare to beat you up.
Father earnestly taught me:
Men are all liars, don't believe them!
I didn't know whether to listen to him at that moment.
When a girl's dad says to you:
This daughter is spoiled by us
It's not an apology
It's a warning:
Try to bully her and see?
Every time I ate as a child
My dad would tell me a lot of truths
Later I realized
He was afraid the meal wasn't nutritious enough
So he added some chicken soup for me
Make sure your dad develops a hobby, such as gardening, photography, or fishing, so he won't have time to bother you.
When I was little, I kept pestering to go to the aquarium. Dad readily agreed. The fish there were indeed many and big. Later I found out that it was actually a seafood market.
The teacher asked to bring a fish to school for observation.
Dad misunderstood the instruction.
Found some old photos in a dusty box at home. Showed them to Dad and said: "You were quite handsome when you were young." Dad stared at the photo for a while, his lips trembling, and said: "Your mom actually kept his photo!!"
At that time, sitting on Dad's Phoenix bicycle, I could hear the sound of the wind.
Dad, I want to keep a cat.
Dad: "Meow~"
Dad, are you there?
"Not here."
"No money..."
Here.
Mom cries on the phone
Dad only cries after hanging up
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Your son is in my hands, quickly remit to 0342971, or else he will be killed:
Dad said on the phone:
Son, I received a text saying you were kidnapped, asking me to transfer 200,000 ransom.
Dad, when did you receive it!
“Last month.
When I was young, I was obsessed with Jay Chou.
I wrote Jay Chou's name on every book.
My father saw it and said with pain:
Son, tell me what book you like, I'll buy it for you.
Don't always borrow Jay Chou's books.
No matter how strict a father is, he will show a gentle smile when looking at the album of you from that time.
The hero who rides the colorful clouds to save you from suffering is usually your dad.
Plane trees in Nanjing. 2024.3.12 Xiao Lin comic
