Being alone for so long, other people's company seems like a hassle

Love begins with physical attraction,
Develops through strategies and tactics,
Ends in poverty.

The feeling of rejection is like the heavy stone on your heart finally falling and crushing your foot.

They always say you can't find your ideal partner.
Does that mean you've become the ideal person yourself?

Love someone for their strengths,
Live with them for their weaknesses.

Men usually dislike arguments and don't initiate them, but they are good at driving women to the point of no return, making them seek out arguments.

He vowed to protect you for a lifetime,
but gave you all the storms that followed.

I didn't know what I liked before
Now I understand
Never want someone like you

This deep and passionate drama
I got carried away
You just put on an act

Love can withstand storms
but not the mundane
Friendship can endure the mundane
but not the storm

The thing that gives you the most confidence is not equality or respect, but being doted on.

Sleep well, cherish your bed.
Travel far, value every step of the journey.
Love deeply, do not disappoint each other.
Eat heartily, respect your stomach.

Love expressed on April Fools' Day is more genuine than that on Valentine's Day

As the weather warms up and early summer approaches,
I often see this little bug
motionless on the wall,
neither flying nor sucking blood.
I wonder what it's doing there.
Maybe like me,
it's just here to fill in the blanks.

During crunches, I didn't build abs,
but my ears got stretched instead.

The biggest benefit of subscribing to a video membership is
preventing me from finishing my takeout
while waiting for ads to end

Day 6
When others shop, they don't check the price and try it on the spot.
When I shop, I secretly look at the price and die on the spot.

Going shopping with my wife
When she was haggling, pointing at me and saying:
"Look at my husband's poor appearance,
Can you make it cheaper?"

Weight loss is so brutal.
Skipping meals makes you want to punch someone.
After eating, you end up wanting to hit yourself.

I discovered I have a superpower:
It's that everything exceeds my abilities.