Today's Picks
Swipe left or rightThe process of making money is arduous, the process of spending money is inexplicable
Work is the main storyline of your life And other major life events Like marriage, having children, traveling, seeing a doctor All have to be done by taking leave
Every time I notice someone arguing or gossiping, when I want to listen carefully, they become quiet.
When eating with cultured people, as long as you can bring up a topic they are good at, then the rest of the dishes are yours.
There's no need to make those who dislike you like you; just let those who like you feel they have good taste.
Even if I can't see the direction of life clearly, I still enjoy this journey very much.
Life is a long journey, don't walk with people who dampen your spirits.
Busyness is the best cure for all mental illnesses
It takes 24 hours every day just to figure out what I actually did today.
I don't want to sleep when it's bedtime, but I want to sleep at all other times.
What makes people sob uncontrollably
is not major life changes
but the countless trivial matters accumulated daily
When those worries suddenly surge up together
They turn into immense grievance and anger
Often breaking down alone, yet quietly healing alone.
Such is the adult world.
Check messages instantly, reply immediately, like moments without delay.
A life that refuses to wait is truly hectic.
If you don't work hard to earn money, you'll worry about saving it.
Life's troubles are nothing but: unable to understand, unable to let go, unable to see through, and unable to forget.
In those days we had dreams,
About literature, about love,
About traveling across the world.
Now we drink late into the night,
When our glasses collide,
It is the sound of shattered dreams.
Tonight is the moment to witness a miracle.
Homework that couldn't be finished in two months of summer vacation
Can be completed in one night.
Welcome new students
Orientation
New students have arrived
Handsome guys are called junior brothers
Pretty girls are called junior sisters
And I'm called the newcomer
All year round, only on the day of paying tuition do you make up your mind to study hard.
Don't keep staring at your phone screen.
Look up occasionally
to check the teacher's position.
Helping a classmate deliver a love letter to her
She didn't even look and threw it in the trash
I quickly explained it wasn't mine
She hurriedly picked it up to read
Fought with boys from the neighboring class. Two homeroom teachers rushed over to mediate. Both insisted their own student was right, so the two teachers ended up fighting each other.
Dating won't hinder your studies,
a crush will,
a breakup will hinder them even more.
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That year of the college entrance exam
To attend the same university as my class beauty
You intentionally scored a few points lower
Later, she went abroad to study
And you ended up at a diploma mill
Teacher said:
I'm the strongest in the class,
yet I alone dragged the whole class down.
The school toilet has a sound-activated light
It turns off every thirty seconds
So I can only
Clap for myself while squatting
The school restroom has sensor faucets, but they're not very sensitive. Every time I try to wash my hands, it feels like begging.
Busyness is the best cure for all mental illnesses
