Today's Picks
Swipe left or rightThe happiness of life is not about having a car, a house, money, or power, but about being carefree and free from illness and disaster.
Happiness is not having everything, but having what you want right by your side.
I'm just one stroke away from the peak of my life, a huge sum of money I don't know the amount of.
One ought to know a bit about music. My specialties in playing instruments and singing are: Bragging (blowing cowhide), holding others back (pulling hind legs), messing around (playing the lute randomly), and being contrary (singing off-key).
Ruined by the internet. Before, I just silently lived my own bitter life. Now it's great, I have to watch helplessly as others live good lives.
I've envied many people, but I love the ordinary me even more.
Mom says: Rest should be as important as work, or even more so — just like a phone must be charged.
Mom says: When you are at your weakest, the strongest version of you is preparing to make an appearance.
Thinking about all the things to do tomorrow,
I might as well sleep until day after tomorrow.
One's laziness should not exceed their attractiveness
Ancients sought to cultivate themselves, manage their families, govern the state, and bring peace to the world,
While I only wish for a slimmer self, family happiness, traveling abroad, and savoring delicious food.
Dad called me during the holiday to ask how I've been lately.
I said it's fine, more or less.
After a pause, he said:
You're not as lively as you used to be.
Although not perfect yet, there is still a long way to go ahead
If you can speak to yourself in front of the mirror every day:
Keep going, you're the best!
It won't take long
Your mirror will become a great one
Everyone is separated by their stomach,
but your heart is different,
it's still separated by three layers of fat.
Never believe what clients say:
Just make something for me casually.
Clients being casual aren't human.
If you're feeling down,
just work at a gas station.
You'll have people cheering for you daily
and earning money too.
Life slapped me hard,
But I used that slap to flap my wings.
No one will always love you,
but someone always will.
After Laba Festival, it's the New Year.
Wishing you prosperity this year.
Today we're queuing for nucleic acid testing.
A middle-aged aunt followed us for a long time,
then asked me what we were queueing for.
Writing a thesis is like childbirth.
I haven't even been pregnant,
but I've already been pushed into labor,
and today I have to deliver twins.
Earned two hundred million at year-end
One is amnesia
Don't know where the money came from
The other is memory
Can't remember where the money went even if trying hard
The dentist asked me: 'How can you have such severe tooth wear at your age?'
I said: 'These past years, I've been getting through it by gritting my teeth.'
Get used to this way of life:
Masks perfectly enhance your appearance,
Covering up an increasingly large face.
Pull down a bit more to hide double chins too.
Good fortune
Sleep depends on luck
Weight loss relies on diarrhea
Love comes from pairing up
Fresh air comes from taking out the trash
Not very understanding,
just highly tolerant.
What's unfortunate is the experience.
What's fortunate is your resilience.
Thinking about all the things to do tomorrow,
I might as well sleep until day after tomorrow.
