Today's Picks
Swipe left or rightThe happiness of life is not about having a car, a house, money, or power, but about being carefree and free from illness and disaster.
Happiness is not having everything, but having what you want right by your side.
I'm just one stroke away from the peak of my life, a huge sum of money I don't know the amount of.
One ought to know a bit about music. My specialties in playing instruments and singing are: Bragging (blowing cowhide), holding others back (pulling hind legs), messing around (playing the lute randomly), and being contrary (singing off-key).
Ruined by the internet. Before, I just silently lived my own bitter life. Now it's great, I have to watch helplessly as others live good lives.
I've envied many people, but I love the ordinary me even more.
Mom says: Rest should be as important as work, or even more so — just like a phone must be charged.
Mom says: When you are at your weakest, the strongest version of you is preparing to make an appearance.
The school toilet has a sound-activated light
It turns off every thirty seconds
So I can only
Clap for myself while squatting
The school restroom has sensor faucets, but they're not very sensitive. Every time I try to wash my hands, it feels like begging.
The only person who yelled 'Don't walk, okay?' to me was my PE teacher.
He said, 'Don't walk, okay? Run!'
Primary school classes drain your mouth,
Middle school classes drain your pens,
High school classes drain your brains,
University classes drain your data.
Rainy days are for sleeping,
sunny days for outings,
cloudy days for spacing out.
Through long years,
not a single day feels suitable for school.
Since I have no friends,
Every break,
I can only pretend to sleep.
The breakfast shop owner earnestly told us: 'No matter how busy you are with school, remember to eat breakfast, otherwise it will affect my business.'
Don't pretend to work hard, because results won't play along.
Being often disappointing is not a bad thing; it means someone has high expectations of you.
Bird: 80 yuan
Cage: 1000 yuan
This story is purely fictional
Boss, the cage is so much more expensive than the bird?!
Are you worth more than your house?
After the plane lands,
please do not turn on your phone immediately.
Anyway, no one will send you a message.
Some likes are given casually, some are given with hesitation.
The self-deception in this world is nothing more than "I'll buy it later" or "I'll come back next time.".
The hardest thing in the world is understanding, the most frustrating thing is not understanding
What's most enviable is the Weaver Girl.
After having her second child,
she can still be a little fairy in the sky.
Her husband isn't around to be annoying,
and the two kids are still raised by him.
Isn't the sense of ceremony on Qixi just about receiving gifts?
Finally got out of being single
Started wearing two layers.
You must confess when you like someone.
If you've never been rejected,
you might really think you're a heartthrob.
When looking for a partner, don't just focus on their appearance; take a good look at your own.
You say I can't find a partner, I wouldn't care.
But if you say I won't get rich, I'll lose sleep over it.
The school toilet has a sound-activated light
It turns off every thirty seconds
So I can only
Clap for myself while squatting
