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Swipe left or rightThe happiness of life is not about having a car, a house, money, or power, but about being carefree and free from illness and disaster.
Happiness is not having everything, but having what you want right by your side.
I'm just one stroke away from the peak of my life, a huge sum of money I don't know the amount of.
One ought to know a bit about music. My specialties in playing instruments and singing are: Bragging (blowing cowhide), holding others back (pulling hind legs), messing around (playing the lute randomly), and being contrary (singing off-key).
Ruined by the internet. Before, I just silently lived my own bitter life. Now it's great, I have to watch helplessly as others live good lives.
I've envied many people, but I love the ordinary me even more.
Mom says: Rest should be as important as work, or even more so — just like a phone must be charged.
Mom says: When you are at your weakest, the strongest version of you is preparing to make an appearance.
Men are reluctant to spend money on themselves, this is called frugal; Men are reluctant to spend money on women, this is called stingy
Girls think they have no clothes to wear when they don't have new clothes. Boys think they have no clothes to wear when they don't have clean clothes.
Some women wear pantyhose
which makes them look good
Some women wear pantyhose
which makes the pantyhose look good
Xiao Lin Comics
Girls use shower gel to take a shower
After washing, they feel
Wow, my skin is so smooth
Boys use shower gel to take a shower
After washing for a long time, they feel
Damn it, why isn't it clean yet, it's so slippery
Although I can't become a strong woman, I can't be an ordinary woman either
Many girls' love
is to go with whoever treats them well
Girls don't like you
There are only three reasons:
1. You're ugly
2. You're not successful in your career
3. Your career success is still not enough to cover your ugliness
Men, wake up
Girls break up with you
Usually not because they think you're poor
But because you let her see no hope
If a girl really becomes mature, no boy can handle it
Wow, women are so amazing
They can tell apart so many lipstick shades
But can't tell
Whether a man is truly sincere
If a girl doesn't work hard, she will have to get married in the future; if a girl works hard, she will have to go on blind dates in the future
The life trajectory of girls in WeChat Moments:
1. Showing off love, getting married
2. Getting pregnant and having a baby
3. Posting photos of the baby every day
4. Cursing husband and fate late at night
5. Posting photos of the baby again in the morning
6. Starting to sell products online, learning baking
When husband is making a fuss
Silently repeat: I chose him, I chose him, I chose him
When child is making a fuss
Mom is the most unreliable alarm clock. You ask her to wake you up at 7 o'clock. She comes at 6:30 and tells you to hurry, it's almost 8 o'clock.
A woman who doesn't cry is a monster
Crying too often is a loser
Love makes boys timid and girls brave
May
March
In the new era, learning from Lei Feng
means staying quietly at home
Quarantine
The door has been sealed
Must be quarantined until February 30th
Feel like I'll never be able to get out...
Although I usually admit that I'm ugly, after taking a shower and looking in the mirror, I think I look quite good. Being confined at home for a month has greatly boosted my confidence.
The most casually mentioned yet shocking sentence in history books is
'We took some detours...'
Men are reluctant to spend money on themselves, this is called frugal; Men are reluctant to spend money on women, this is called stingy
