Today's Picks
Swipe left or rightThe happiness of life is not about having a car, a house, money, or power, but about being carefree and free from illness and disaster.
Happiness is not having everything, but having what you want right by your side.
I'm just one stroke away from the peak of my life, a huge sum of money I don't know the amount of.
One ought to know a bit about music. My specialties in playing instruments and singing are: Bragging (blowing cowhide), holding others back (pulling hind legs), messing around (playing the lute randomly), and being contrary (singing off-key).
Ruined by the internet. Before, I just silently lived my own bitter life. Now it's great, I have to watch helplessly as others live good lives.
I've envied many people, but I love the ordinary me even more.
Mom says: Rest should be as important as work, or even more so — just like a phone must be charged.
Mom says: When you are at your weakest, the strongest version of you is preparing to make an appearance.
Tianjin
I'll support you through crosstalk!
Zhengdong
I grow vegetables in the greenhouse to support you!
Guizhou
I brew wine to support you!
Inner Mongolia
I dig potatoes to support you!
Fujian
I'm going out to sea to work and support you!
Yunnan
I'll dig mushrooms to support you!
Beijing
I'm Starting a Business to Support You!
Zhejiang
I'll support you as a micro-business!
Hunan
Rice noodles with extra chili to take care of you!
Gansu
I'll support you with my ramen!
Qinghai
I'll support you by digging cordyceps!
Courier guy: You used to pounce on express delivery and tear it open with your hands. Now you spray me with alcohol and keep five meters away
Fugitive: It's really too dangerous outside. Surrendering myself might still get me a hot meal.
Sales manager: Calling customers to promote products, the customer talks more than me, I guess they've been stuck at home for too long
Sanitation worker: Like frontline medical staff, we are also fighting the virus at close range in a life-and-death battle
Traffic police:
How dare you run around outside at this time
Have to test if you're drunk again
Internet Troll:
I'm really bored out of my mind
Let me find someone online
I can really lash out at
Quarantine
Inspection
Grassroots worker:
I'm not afraid of how hard and exhausting quarantine work is
But I'm a bit scared of filling out so many forms
Self-media that fans the flames:
The chives have become chive sprouts at home
Very easy to harvest
Everyone come quickly
You at home: I just coughed once, am I going to die?!
Tianjin
I'll support you through crosstalk!
