Today's Picks
Swipe left or rightThe happiness of life is not about having a car, a house, money, or power, but about being carefree and free from illness and disaster.
Happiness is not having everything, but having what you want right by your side.
I'm just one stroke away from the peak of my life, a huge sum of money I don't know the amount of.
One ought to know a bit about music. My specialties in playing instruments and singing are: Bragging (blowing cowhide), holding others back (pulling hind legs), messing around (playing the lute randomly), and being contrary (singing off-key).
Ruined by the internet. Before, I just silently lived my own bitter life. Now it's great, I have to watch helplessly as others live good lives.
I've envied many people, but I love the ordinary me even more.
Mom says: Rest should be as important as work, or even more so — just like a phone must be charged.
Mom says: When you are at your weakest, the strongest version of you is preparing to make an appearance.
A group of kindergarten graduates shouted excitedly: "We graduated! No more studying!"
Drunk, I took a taxi home.
I asked the driver what love is.
The driver said throwing up in the car costs two hundred.
Regret meeting too late
Regret loving too briefly
What you thought was a chance encounter
was actually my deliberate scheme
I once loved you silently and hopelessly
Late night snack with friends
Ordered a table full of meat
Friend said this won't do
We need something green
So we ordered a case of Tsingtao beer
Does your mom always think you look best with all your bangs combed back, a big ponytail tied, and a smooth, big face exposed?
To praise someone's selfie, you can say: No traces of Photoshop. The same applies to insults.
Harmony is always cuter than sulking
Striving is always more beautiful than getting angry
You can get used to being alone, you can also get used to being with a crowd, but you can't get used to being with two people
If I can't get it, I'll pretend I don't like it
If you take it seriously once, you lose; if you always take it seriously, you win
Dreamt of being beaten by a group and woke up scared
Woke up and went back to sleep
Dreamt of the same group saying to me
'You actually dare to come back?!'
A robber broke into a bank in the dead of winter.
With a knife held to the hostage's neck.
The hostage cried out: Cold! Cold! Cold!
Places beyond the bed are distant lands,
places out of reach are foreign soils,
and even a trip to the toilet feels like leaving home.
As one reaches middle age, the understanding of fashion is primarily about staying warm
Ordered a clear soup hot pot in Chongqing, but it still tastes a bit numb. The boss hurried over and said: Sorry, this pot has a bit of an electric leak.
No matter how successful you are outside, in mom's eyes, you are just someone playing on your phone.
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If you have money,
you have a connection with anyone.
Lovers end up as mortgage slaves;
Homeowners end up as spouses.
A group of kindergarten graduates shouted excitedly: "We graduated! No more studying!"
