There is only one moon
and so are you

According to research, most of your mind is now waiting for National Day.

During holidays, keeping the kid at home makes you feel sorry for the kid; taking the kid on a trip makes you feel sorry for yourself.

My way of punishing a driver I dislike is not saying thank you when getting out

I am never superstitious, but I only taboo this sentence: 'This will affect your wealth!'

I've already paid for the gym membership, and you still want me to come work out? You've taken my money, and now you want my body too?

Originally felt that some relatives were too controlling. After a few years online, now I think relatives are okay.

My bad habits are all used to keep me alive

Got my salary and planned to save 3000 yuan
My computer heard it
The next day it broke

I have to sit in the fourth-to-last row in class
because the last three rows
will be called to sit in the front

Today's young people
have a face
that shows no expectation for love

Love is too hard, let's become sworn siblings

Parents say I'm not good at anything
Doctor says I have insufficient energy
Boss says I lack ability
Wristband says I don't sleep enough
Watch says I don't walk enough
Phone says my balance is insufficient

After the college entrance exam, randomly choose an unfamiliar major
After graduation, randomly choose an unfamiliar job
After blind dates, randomly choose an unfamiliar partner
Such a random life
How can it not make mistakes

The essence of a gathering is that everyone vies to show off how interesting they used to be

When you accuse others, three fingers are pointing back at yourself.

In the vast sea of people
we met each other
it can be considered a kind of karma

A little medical fact:
When you are sad,
thousands of cells in your body
die just to make you happy.

The only thing that traps you
is your emotions

Don't forget
what kind of child you once were
and don't forget
what kind of adult you once longed to become