Today's Picks
Swipe left or rightThe happiness of life is not about having a car, a house, money, or power, but about being carefree and free from illness and disaster.
Happiness is not having everything, but having what you want right by your side.
I'm just one stroke away from the peak of my life, a huge sum of money I don't know the amount of.
One ought to know a bit about music. My specialties in playing instruments and singing are: Bragging (blowing cowhide), holding others back (pulling hind legs), messing around (playing the lute randomly), and being contrary (singing off-key).
Ruined by the internet. Before, I just silently lived my own bitter life. Now it's great, I have to watch helplessly as others live good lives.
I've envied many people, but I love the ordinary me even more.
Mom says: Rest should be as important as work, or even more so — just like a phone must be charged.
Mom says: When you are at your weakest, the strongest version of you is preparing to make an appearance.
If you run a red light
If you succeed
You save a few dozen seconds
If you don't
You instantly lose a few decades
Not having money is not a problem for me,
it's the answer
Even the sweetest melon
becomes tasteless when you reach the peel
When young, I was determined to 'win half a move against heaven'
Later, I took these characters apart and rearranged them
Only to find they mean 'naturally fat'
After realizing that I'm ordinary, my temper has gotten better and I've become more articulate
There are some really important people, after they left, I realized we don't even have a single photo together
The most wonderful state of life is
Unexpected encounters
Unspoken understanding
Arriving as promised
Future is worth waiting for
Active Loser
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Every day shouting about fighting hard
Setting countless grand goals
But in action like a loser
Invisible Poor Population
Big Fish
Big Meat
Luxury Car
Bragging About Eating, Drinking and Playing Everyday
Life Quality Looks Very High
But Actually Very Poor
Fast-Moving Consumer Goods
Things that disappear quickly after purchase
Such as nail clippers, hair clips,
charging cables, earrings, etc.
Step-by-step Wake-up
6:30 AM
6:35 AM
6:40 AM
6:45 AM
6:50 AM
Set countless alarms
Forcing yourself to wake up step by step
by constantly turning off alarms
Slide-style Wishing
Wished to be a scientist as a child
Wished to get rich
Now just wishes not to have bad luck
Family price
Just 49
How much are the shoes
￥499
No matter how expensive
When telling parents
The price is always cheap
Moments Adoption
Mutual friends discovered through Moments likes
Can only politely and not too awkwardly respond
'Ha, so you all know each other too'
Sitting and Lying Constitution
If you can sit, never stand
If you can lie down, never sit
Except for using the toilet
Can't get up at all
Mouth-dieter
Posting food on Moments complaining about gaining weight
Always shouting about losing weight
But they're actually not fat
Even quite thin
Photo-style Depreciation
A new piece of clothing
As long as it's been photographed a few times
It's considered old clothing
Some people appear gentle and quiet on the outside
They seem ordinary
But when you lean in to listen to their hearts
You can hear the sound of waves
Regional Drag
People who drag down local characteristics
Like Inner Mongolians who can't ride horses
Sichuan people who don't eat spicy
Shanghai people who haven't visited Oriental Pearl Tower
Cantonese who don't eat Fujian people
Red dot OCD
Classmate Comparison Group
1:00 PM
11:30 AM
Parent Show-off Group
Plastic Bestie Group
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Scheming Colleague Group
Last night:
Use
+66
Neighbor Old Wang
12:00 last night
Seeing red dot prompts for
group messages or Moments updates
I can't help but click to clear them
I just can't stop
If you run a red light
If you succeed
You save a few dozen seconds
If you don't
You instantly lose a few decades
