Today's Picks
Swipe left or rightThe happiness of life is not about having a car, a house, money, or power, but about being carefree and free from illness and disaster.
Happiness is not having everything, but having what you want right by your side.
I'm just one stroke away from the peak of my life, a huge sum of money I don't know the amount of.
One ought to know a bit about music. My specialties in playing instruments and singing are: Bragging (blowing cowhide), holding others back (pulling hind legs), messing around (playing the lute randomly), and being contrary (singing off-key).
Ruined by the internet. Before, I just silently lived my own bitter life. Now it's great, I have to watch helplessly as others live good lives.
I've envied many people, but I love the ordinary me even more.
Mom says: Rest should be as important as work, or even more so — just like a phone must be charged.
Mom says: When you are at your weakest, the strongest version of you is preparing to make an appearance.
I went to apply for a front desk position
But was rejected for being too ugly
Finally became a security guard
You said you want to go to the big city
To spread your wings and realize your life's value
In the end, isn't it just going to work
Xiao Lin Man Si
When you let go, you realize how much you have been carrying
Always consider other people's feelings
Never let them be too happy
Xiao Lin
I'm going to grow a beard from working overtime!
The splendor that comes from pain can captivate all beings
Someday
Everything you persist in
Will embrace you back
So tired!!
After being lazy for a long time
When you make a little effort
You think you're trying your best
Winter Vacation Homework
Class 3(2)
Winter vacation homework is:
You write for a month
Teacher writes one 'Checked'
Background information
Main idea
Subtext
Rhetoric
Extended meaning
Technique
When you like someone
When they post something on social media
You analyze it like a reading comprehension
When being infatuated, you can even read love words in math books. For example: unique and only. Xiaolin
Me
Let me pay
Let me pay
Due to being too introverted
I really can't do something like fighting to pay the bill
Xiao Lin
Please give me a good review, dear
You don't have to always care about others' opinions
You're not running a Taobao shop
Went to a restaurant but forgot to bring money
The boss firmly refused to put it on credit
In a rage, I made a phone call
Called over a dozen brothers to come
Only then勉强凑齐了饭钱
The girl on a blind date asked me:
You must be rich, right?
I asked why?
The girl said:
I don't believe a poor and ugly person would dare to come for a blind date.
Not satisfied drinking red wine at home
So I opened another bottle and finished it
The next day after waking up from drinking, I had diarrhea
Only then did I realize the second bottle was olive oil
Xiao Lin
As a Buddhist-style youth, my bank cards, wallet, WeChat, and Alipay are all 'four emptiness'
Taking the bus
The two people in front suddenly started running
Thought the bus came and quickly ran after them
Ran closer only to find they were a couple playing chase
So slowed down and pretended to look at the scenery
I saw a beautiful girl in the library
Gathered my courage to approach her and ask:
"Hey, what's your name?"
The girl looked surprised and replied:
"I didn't call anyone."
5 million
The greatest miracle in life
Is one night dreaming of a winning lottery number
Decisively spent all my few dozen yuan on lottery tickets
Finally the miracle happened
Because I had no money for food
I drank half a month of plain water and didn't starve
I went to apply for a front desk position
But was rejected for being too ugly
Finally became a security guard
