You single dog, hahaha...
The same joke
repeated too many times
is just being malicious

Forgetting someone
is harder than falling in love

Before having a baby, I had a waist and a figure. After having a baby, no waist, no figure, only flab.

Before having kids, nicknames were
Kerry, Ivy, Linda, Isabella
After having kids, names become
Mama Bao, Mama Dou, Mama Guo, Mama Bei

Before having a baby, no food, no drink and lazy; after having a baby, can lift the stroller, teach the baby to draw and do crafts, and be so diligent that she doesn't need to sleep.

Before having a baby, I wanted to be a gentle and tolerant beautiful mom
After having a baby, I became irritable and angry like a tyrant
Late at night when the child falls asleep
I would regret and secretly cry

Before having kids, I despised children crying on buses and subways
After having kids, I feel sympathetic towards crying children

Occasionally taking the child out to play makes a good father; no matter how hard and tired, it's just an ordinary mother

Pretending to like playing games with kids
Pretending to like the child's messy drawings
Pretending to like the child's violin playing like slaughtering chickens
A gentle mother is all an act

When husband makes a fuss
Memorize: I chose him, I chose him, I chose him
When child makes a fuss
Memorize: I gave birth to them, I gave birth to them, I gave birth to them

God cannot be everywhere
So he created mothers

The deepest emotions are too shy to express; the fondest thoughts are too clumsy to articulate

Love makes boys timid and girls brave

A warm man, after burning through all his warmth, becomes a jerk

The tears that were hard to hold back
Will always be defeated by a word of comfort

With love, it's called persistence; without love, it's called stalemate.

Don't say sorry
We are nothing to each other
Comic

Nothing can start over.
Man Si

If we never meet again, please take care

You are still so hopeless, staying up late to pay attention to his messages