May you never stop on the road to meet me

Pretending to pat a watermelon before buying it is the least respect you can show for the watermelon.

Today I went to repair my earphones.
After the customer service helped me clean my ears,
I felt the sound quality was much better.

Closing your eyes to cut onions, thinking you wouldn't cry anymore, but the moment you cut your finger, you still couldn't help crying.

Are they all old now?
Where are they?
Every time I eat hot pot and can't find any meat,
I really want to sing this line.

The heaviest topic among men is talking about their own wives; the lightest topic among men is talking about other men's wives.

Today I wore flip-flops out.
Walking along, someone stepped on my foot.
I looked down—the '人' (character) was still there,
but the '拖' (sandal) was gone!

Toothpick meets hedgehog
says: Hi, bus~

Toothpick meets stinky tofu
says: Hi, taxi~

Wife shouts:
Football match or me? You choose one!
Husband: "Give me ninety minutes to consider."

The way you try to fit in is truly lonely

The only advantage of being fat is that when there are many people, you can sit in the passenger seat.

Woof
If you become rich, don't forget each other
If the cat becomes rich, don't forget to meow

Time is like cleavage, if you squeeze it, there is still some, but once you lie down, it's all gone.

People who are always dissatisfied with their hairstyle usually have face shape issues

Must have money to live well, must have no money to live better

I count on my fingers and calculate
You must have been born at midnight
That time is the Chou hour (1-3 AM)

520
Love is not complicated
What is complicated is people

The last class before Gaokao
The class teacher said
You look at the questions, I look at you

35×√5
When infatuated,
I can read love words even in math books.
For example: unique and only.