Today's Picks
Swipe left or rightThe process of making money is arduous, the process of spending money is inexplicable
Work is the main storyline of your life And other major life events Like marriage, having children, traveling, seeing a doctor All have to be done by taking leave
Every time I notice someone arguing or gossiping, when I want to listen carefully, they become quiet.
When eating with cultured people, as long as you can bring up a topic they are good at, then the rest of the dishes are yours.
There's no need to make those who dislike you like you; just let those who like you feel they have good taste.
Even if I can't see the direction of life clearly, I still enjoy this journey very much.
Life is a long journey, don't walk with people who dampen your spirits.
When graduating, the homeroom teacher earnestly said:
I only hope you won't become
a person who has negative effects on society
The teacher said, I am the strongest person in the class, but I dragged the whole class down
Others' resumes are filled with:
Awards, certificates, honors, skills, titles
Mine are filled with:
Outgoing, helpful, united and friendly
Notebooks
Some people submit homework like thieves
Open others' and hide it in the middle
Adults, even if they're struggling, at least they don't have PE class anymore
What Teacher's Day shows most is a mother's love. You don't know how hard this middle-aged mom worked on handicrafts last night.
Wishing all the uncertified teachers
Happy holiday!
They are all-round geniuses who can do everything
Proficient in Chinese, English, art, music, literature, history, philosophy, mathematics, physics, chemistry
They can also make crafts and write hand-copied reports
Their teaching income is zero and they still pay every day
They work without rest all day and all year, working until midnight
They are
Great student parents!
The teacher likes hardworking people, except those who make excuses while working hard
The teacher says it's not me saying you
He will say you next
The teacher says I said something I shouldn't have said
I said everything I shouldn't have said
The teacher says it's not me boasting
He will start boasting next
In the homeroom teacher's mouth,
I have no name,
I am called 'some people',
And some classmates are called 'a very few individuals'.
Chemistry class wrote the wrong equation
Teacher said:
Is this equation your family's ancestral legacy?
The teacher said:
I can spare you in the midterm exam
I can spare you in the diagnostic exam
I can also spare you in the proficiency exam
But I am a teacher
Not a horse-releasing person
Fought a fight with a boy from the neighboring class
Two headteachers came to mediate
Both thought their students were right
So the two headteachers fought each other
Before the college entrance exam, I hated the teacher for forbidding dating, which made it hard to find a girlfriend. Later I realized the teacher was innocent.
Student: The things you teach are all useless
Teacher: I don't allow you to say this about yourself!
When graduating, said emotionally:
Teacher, you've worked hard!
Teacher said: Meeting someone like you, it's not hard work, it's a curse of fate!
Too many absences
Occasionally meet the professor in class
The professor says in surprise
It's been so long
You've grown up so much
Books are for you to read yourself,
not for teachers to read.
When you one day understand this sentence,
should thank the teacher
Years scatter the past all over the ground
There is always someone
Who often holds your gaze in their heart
You never know
I once picked up your smile
And secretly tucked it into my time
Happy Teachers' Day 2023
When graduating, the homeroom teacher earnestly said:
I only hope you won't become
a person who has negative effects on society
