Today's Picks
Swipe left or rightThe happiness of life is not about having a car, a house, money, or power, but about being carefree and free from illness and disaster.
Happiness is not having everything, but having what you want right by your side.
I'm just one stroke away from the peak of my life, a huge sum of money I don't know the amount of.
One ought to know a bit about music. My specialties in playing instruments and singing are: Bragging (blowing cowhide), holding others back (pulling hind legs), messing around (playing the lute randomly), and being contrary (singing off-key).
Ruined by the internet. Before, I just silently lived my own bitter life. Now it's great, I have to watch helplessly as others live good lives.
I've envied many people, but I love the ordinary me even more.
Mom says: Rest should be as important as work, or even more so — just like a phone must be charged.
Mom says: When you are at your weakest, the strongest version of you is preparing to make an appearance.
Failure has only one way, which is giving up halfway
May all the detours you've taken finally become beautiful rainbows
See beautiful scenery on the way
But no one to tell it to
The only person you care about in your phone lately is the delivery guy.
Congratulations on being honored as the Night Snack Takeout Taster.
Money can be earned again, but once a favorite is out of stock, it can never be found again.
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Congratulations on being honored as the 'Alipay Installment Type Poverty' Finance Expert
Honorable Title
When we first met, we asked “Where are you from?”
Now when we first meet, it’s all:
“Do you scan me? I scan you?”
Congratulations on being honored as
“Plastic Social” Elite
Honorary Title
It's fine
Casual
No problem
Congratulations on
Lifetime Achievement Award for Indifference
Honorary Title
Missed the watermelon of summer, the milk tea of autumn, and the first gust of northwest wind of winter—don’t miss out! Congratulations on being honored as the exclusive spokesperson for “chronic lack of money.”
If you watch one more episode,
you can still sleep for three hours
Congratulations on being awarded
the title of "Hereditary Transmission of Insomniac from Staying Up Late"
Honorable Title
The key to success is persistence.
Since you said you would lose weight,
you have to say it every day.
Congratulations on winning the glorious title of
'Lip Service Weight Loss Speaker'
Without a deadline
No work can ever be completed
Congratulations on receiving the glorious title of
'Time Management Master of Staying Up Late to Write Reports'
Maturity and sensibility
Mean putting on long johns voluntarily
Congratulations on winning
The 'Prematurely Aging' Wellness Master
Glorious Title
As long as I work hard seriously
I can encounter even greater difficulties
Congratulations on winning the honorable title of
'Impulsive Learning' Expert
As long as I'm serious enough
There's no intimate relationship
That I can't mess up
Fortune
Congratulations on winning
The "Maybe Later" Strongest King
Glorious Title
Living at home all day
For matters of romance
Only relies on handsome men who break in
Congratulations on
Honorary title of "Voluntary Widowhood" Relationship Expert
Don't look for me recently
I'm traveling on an island
The island is called Destitute and Down
Congratulations on winning the honorable title of
'No Money for New Year' Performance Artist
Get up decisively in the morning, my bed is jealous and now treats me very coldly. Congratulations on being honored as the 'Master of Snooze-Off' with glory.
Hurry up, hurry up
The next check-in point is still five kilometers away
Congratulations on winning the honorable title of
'Tense Leisure' Travel Expert
Often neglect meals, never forget to eat. Congratulations on being honored as the 'Weight Loss Failure Ambassador' with glory.
Happiness is an evening with wind, rain, wine, meat, you, and me
Failure has only one way, which is giving up halfway
