Today's Picks
Swipe left or rightThe happiness of life is not about having a car, a house, money, or power, but about being carefree and free from illness and disaster.
Happiness is not having everything, but having what you want right by your side.
I'm just one stroke away from the peak of my life, a huge sum of money I don't know the amount of.
One ought to know a bit about music. My specialties in playing instruments and singing are: Bragging (blowing cowhide), holding others back (pulling hind legs), messing around (playing the lute randomly), and being contrary (singing off-key).
Ruined by the internet. Before, I just silently lived my own bitter life. Now it's great, I have to watch helplessly as others live good lives.
I've envied many people, but I love the ordinary me even more.
Mom says: Rest should be as important as work, or even more so — just like a phone must be charged.
Mom says: When you are at your weakest, the strongest version of you is preparing to make an appearance.
Some burdens are too heavy to share with anyone, so you have to switch from your left shoulder to your right shoulder
The bigger the wind and waves, the bigger the fish
Looking back on this year,
The one you chatted with the most and without any reservations is:
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Stop peeking at my Moments. I've always been living better than you.
Some friends often flash by, just like passersby on the road.
We might never see each other again in this life,
so when you post selfies,
please try your best to edit them to look good.
Moments is so hard.
Some people I dare not like.
Some people I dare not comment on.
Some people I dare not block.
New friends don't understand old tempers, old acquaintances find it hard to comprehend new struggles.
Those who added you on WeChat,
neither chat with you
nor like your posts,
might be here to plot against you.
The other party has accepted your friend request.
Now you can start the awkward silence.
It's so tiring to meet a new friend, I have to repeat all my lies from the beginning.
Perhaps we can only witness each other's entire lives through our social media feeds.
There are many friends who can like, but very few who can chat.
If you don't take a selfie, who else will take your picture?
The day before yesterday
Yesterday
Today
Some people's Moments are only visible for three days
because they lack the confidence
to edit every selfie to look like the same person.
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Chatting in the comments of someone else's social media post gives you the urge to delete it.
If God can't make me thin,
then please make my friends fat!
Don't go overboard with selfies on your friend circle (Moments). We've all met in person.
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When others add friends,
they can date online, do e-commerce, make friends.
When you add friends,
you can only steal pictures from their moments.
The most beautiful moment is when people first meet:
Passionate yet hypocritical,
Fresh yet romantic.
Some burdens are too heavy to share with anyone, so you have to switch from your left shoulder to your right shoulder
