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Swipe left or rightThe process of making money is arduous, the process of spending money is inexplicable
Work is the main storyline of your life And other major life events Like marriage, having children, traveling, seeing a doctor All have to be done by taking leave
Every time I notice someone arguing or gossiping, when I want to listen carefully, they become quiet.
When eating with cultured people, as long as you can bring up a topic they are good at, then the rest of the dishes are yours.
There's no need to make those who dislike you like you; just let those who like you feel they have good taste.
Even if I can't see the direction of life clearly, I still enjoy this journey very much.
Life is a long journey, don't walk with people who dampen your spirits.
Youth given to family, clothes to the apron
Hair to the cooking fumes, feet to flat shoes
Hands to dish soap, bad temper to the children
Please keep your dreams for yourself
My mom often scolds me and my dad together, she says: You two are both liars! One deceives for money, the other deceives for love.
When I was little, my parents said:
'We'll save your lucky money for you, and give it to you when you grow up.'
But after I grew up,
in my parents' eyes,
I'm still a child who never grows up.
The reason many people decide to have a baby
is simply the fear of being too old
Zombie-style parenting: The husband usually doesn't take care of the children or discipline them, but occasionally jumps out to interfere with the discipline.
Middle-aged mothers' way of socializing for warmth:
Each badmouths her husband,
Each praises the other's child
Mom never apologizes. She just suddenly becomes very nice to you.
Came home for the holidays
Held Mom's calloused hand
Said with a heavy heart: Mom, don't work so hard
Mom said calmly:
It's all from playing mahjong
Mom is a very strong-willed person.
When I was little, she rode a bike with me.
My foot got stuck in the wheel.
Mom felt she couldn't pedal anymore,
So she stood up and pedaled.
Because I often post selfies on Moments,
my mom has already blocked me.
Daughter: Mom, do you know why my eyes are so big?
Mom: Because of genetics!
Daughter: No way!
Mom: Then why?
Daughter: Because when you tie my braids, you pull my eyelids up too
When I was little, my mom loved me so much
I remember in third grade, I got first place
She rewarded me with a washing machine
No matter how successful you are outside,
in your mom's eyes,
you're just someone playing with their phone
Don't complain that what Mom gave you isn't good enough, it was all she had
The outside world is very dangerous
Afternoon naps are very comfortable
Wear long johns when it's cold
The food is very delicious
The truths your mother taught you when you were little
You didn't take them seriously back then
Don't you think they make more and more sense later on?
In your parents' eyes
You will always be a child
Who lacks self-care skills, is lazy and gluttonous, and never listens to advice
In your mom's eyes
There are only two causes of illness:
First, staying up late
Second, playing on your phone all day
Everyone wants to save the world, but no one helps mom wash the dishes
Mom is the most unreliable alarm clock
You ask her to wake you at 7
She comes at 6:30
Telling you to hurry, it's almost 8
This month's living expenses went over budget
So I got up early in the morning
And cooked noodles for Mom
Mom held her chopsticks and asked me warily:
How much is this bowl of noodles?
Youth given to family, clothes to the apron
Hair to the cooking fumes, feet to flat shoes
Hands to dish soap, bad temper to the children
Please keep your dreams for yourself
