Today's Picks
Swipe left or rightThe process of making money is arduous, the process of spending money is inexplicable
Work is the main storyline of your life And other major life events Like marriage, having children, traveling, seeing a doctor All have to be done by taking leave
Every time I notice someone arguing or gossiping, when I want to listen carefully, they become quiet.
When eating with cultured people, as long as you can bring up a topic they are good at, then the rest of the dishes are yours.
There's no need to make those who dislike you like you; just let those who like you feel they have good taste.
Even if I can't see the direction of life clearly, I still enjoy this journey very much.
Life is a long journey, don't walk with people who dampen your spirits.
If you like a flower,
you always want to pick it;
but if you love a flower,
you will only water it often.
Today is Arbor Day
Would you like to be planted in my hand?
Every time I walk listening to rock music
I feel like a supermodel on the runway
Every time I walk down the long spiral staircase
I feel like a noble lady
Every time I lean my face against the window on the bus, I feel like I'm filming an MV
Every time I go out wearing a mask and sunglasses, I feel like a big star
Lately, I have to wear a mask whenever I go out
No need for lipstick anymore
Can only go crazy buying eyeshadow and mascara
Those who call themselves fairies in Moments are all masters of selfie editing and skin smoothing
The average age of those who call themselves 'old lady' on social media is seventeen
Women who call themselves 'Dad' on social media are all domineering female CEOs
When a girl says you're suitable to be a friend
She means your personality is fine
But you're too ugly
Lin Mantian
Those who call themselves 'weird aunties' on social media have an average age of nineteen.
Those who call themselves 'laozi' in Moments
Are all cute little princesses
When a girl says she likes cheerful guys
She means those with charming smiles
Who would also take the initiative to pursue her
Not the kind who just giggles all day
When a girl says you're a funny guy, she means you're hilarious but ugly
The average age of those who call themselves 'girls' on social media is twenty-eight
Those who call themselves fat on social media weigh only 90 pounds on average.
Girls named Wenwen are all gentle
Girls named Nana are all pretty
Girls named Shasha all have great figures
Girls named little fairy are something else
Each one eats more than the last
Those who call themselves 'baby' on social media
Average age: thirty-seven
Every time I finish my homework and pack up my papers,
I feel like I've just finished broadcasting the evening news
If you like a flower,
you always want to pick it;
but if you love a flower,
you will only water it often.
