My head can't withstand the wind
Neck can't withstand the wind
Waist can't withstand the wind
Legs can't withstand the wind
Feet can't withstand the wind
Me in previous winters
Me now

Winter is a big bully.
Even with my looks,
it still freezes me to the bone.

East Gate
Waiting for friends at the mall entrance
Everyone going in shows me their health code

Early in the morning, rushing to enter the mall,
The door wouldn't open no matter what.
Security shouted at me to 'put more effort',
I exerted all my strength but still couldn't push it open.
Later I realized he meant 'ten o'clock opening time'.

Trapped in an elevator with a stranger
To calm her down
I showed her my negative nucleic acid test result

Buns
In front of a bun shop
A foreigner excitedly waves his hands and says 'double?'
I see an opportunity and quickly step forward to say:
The boss, he wants two buns"
Upon hearing this, the foreigner gets upset: "I meant takeout!"

The kindergarten kids are comparing their parents.
Xiao Ming says: 'My mom is a teacher!'
Xiao Bai says: 'My mom is a boss!'
Xiao Long says: 'My mom is a leader!'
Xiao Hong says: 'Hmph! What about you all? My mom is an immortal goddess!'

Although I appear well-groomed on the outside,
my room is so messy that even mice need navigation to get around.

Even in the coldest weather, live a vibrant life

Walking the path you've walked,
Does it count as a reunion?
Breathing the wind you've breathed,
Does it count as embracing?
The epidemic control office says: Yes!!!

True wealth is not having more, but being enough now

If you care about my words,
then pay attention to my words.

Some people hand in homework like thieves,
Hiding others' work among their own.

Encouraging an introverted person to speak more is essentially like asking a bald person to grow hair.

At the train station square, a man asked me if I wanted a mobile phone.
I asked what model and how much it was.
The man replied: Just stand here and look,
Tell me which one you like
They are all 200 yuan.

Payments are getting easier,
but making money is harder.

The first thing after the temperature drops is to try on last year's pants and see if they still fit this year.

Walking down the street, there was a beautiful young lady who wanted to add me on WeChat. Later I found out she works in aesthetic medicine and said that as soon as she saw me, she knew I was a potential big customer.

Music through headphones is my lowest-cost happiness

If both heartbreak and unemployment happen at the same time,
it means heaven will arrange for you to make money elsewhere
and help eliminate one of the wrong life choices blocking your path to wealth.