Today's Picks
Swipe left or rightThe happiness of life is not about having a car, a house, money, or power, but about being carefree and free from illness and disaster.
Happiness is not having everything, but having what you want right by your side.
I'm just one stroke away from the peak of my life, a huge sum of money I don't know the amount of.
One ought to know a bit about music. My specialties in playing instruments and singing are: Bragging (blowing cowhide), holding others back (pulling hind legs), messing around (playing the lute randomly), and being contrary (singing off-key).
Ruined by the internet. Before, I just silently lived my own bitter life. Now it's great, I have to watch helplessly as others live good lives.
I've envied many people, but I love the ordinary me even more.
Mom says: Rest should be as important as work, or even more so — just like a phone must be charged.
Mom says: When you are at your weakest, the strongest version of you is preparing to make an appearance.
I finally understand how painful heartbreak can be.
The person upstairs has been playing 'Missing Me' on repeat for six hours.
If you don't agree to get a membership card from the barber,
he will tell you the truth:
The problem is on your face, not in your hairstyle.
If both heartbreak and unemployment happen at the same time,
it means heaven will arrange for you to make money elsewhere
and help eliminate one of the wrong life choices blocking your path to wealth.
Music through headphones is my lowest-cost happiness
Kids make choices.
We adults can't afford it.
The so-called future is now
My match-making partner asked me right away:
Are you unloved?
Sharing happiness with the wrong person becomes boastful;
sharing sadness with the wrong person becomes a joke.
Wealthy people engage in retaliatory spending;
Those without money face punitive measures for overspending
The best distance between colleagues
is no contact after work hours
Boy: It's getting cold, wear more clothes.
Girl: It's getting cold, buy new clothes.
Others are either skilled at work,
or good at communication,
or strong in learning,
while I only have a strong digestive system.
Paper airplanes fly high and far,
Sailing across the entire playground,
And my childhood.
From kindergarten to middle school,
You make various handmade lanterns
every festival season.
Transform waste into treasure through handicrafts
Need a batch of can pull rings
No choice but to buy a box of drinks
Drink them all in one go
The whole family from morning till night
The homework asked to build a house out of paper.
Dad couldn't do it,
so he went to the street and bought one...
Mantle
The school requires each student to submit five pounds of garden mud.
Thus, late at night in the neighborhood flower bed,
a family was seen acting suspiciously.
The summer vacation assignment requires ten flies.
It's really impossible to complete.
I want to ask those who have submitted the assignment:
Do you all live next to pigsties?
Helping kids with homework
takes so much heartache
Homework is full of oddities
It's tough on parents like us
After reading extracurricular books with children,
both parents and kids have to write a thousand-character reflection essay
for teachers to grade
and also live-stream recitation, singing, dancing, etc.
I finally understand how painful heartbreak can be.
The person upstairs has been playing 'Missing Me' on repeat for six hours.
