Raising a dog keeps you from loneliness, while raising a cat makes your loneliness more exquisite.

I gave my cat the name of my deceased lover.

I want to be together in the next life too
I said to my wife
Wife said: No!

A lovely you hidden in summer
Like bubbling soda
The sunset of dusk
And the cat that often sleeps lazily on the windowsill

From a carefree single dog to a single dog full of worries

Your dog doesn't know that you are the reason it takes you out for a walk.

The woman shouted in the bank:
I'm a VIP, why do I have to queue?!
Lobby Manager: "Even a Husky has to queue."

The more single you are, the better you are at giving relationship advice to others

I hope that not only spring arrives as promised, but also you are safe after the epidemic.

Said emotionally at graduation:
Teacher, you've worked hard!
The teacher said: Meeting someone like you,
It's not hard work, it's a bitter fate!

Even the chance to steal a glance at you is gone

Besides Gaokao math problems, there are many problems in this world that simply have no answers

Striving is very hard day by day,
but easier year by year.
Not striving is very easy day by day,
but harder year by year.

That year of the college entrance exam,
You intentionally scored a few points lower to attend the same school as your crush.
Later she went abroad for further studies,
While you ended up at a dubious university.

Why do you insist on striving for a Tier 1 university? Because it's all about being serious.

Men stay single for too long,
See everyone as Diaochan.
Women stay single for too long,
See everyone as scumbags.
Xiao Lin Made

Spring
April Fools' Day's confession of love
Is more real than Valentine's Day.

In the past,
Believe if you want,
Don't believe if you don't.
But now we all use WeChat.

Recently there's a rumor that I like you
I want to clarify
That's not a rumor

Women may deceive you
Brothers may betray you
But math won't
Math is what it is