Today's Picks
Swipe left or rightThe happiness of life is not about having a car, a house, money, or power, but about being carefree and free from illness and disaster.
Happiness is not having everything, but having what you want right by your side.
I'm just one stroke away from the peak of my life, a huge sum of money I don't know the amount of.
One ought to know a bit about music. My specialties in playing instruments and singing are: Bragging (blowing cowhide), holding others back (pulling hind legs), messing around (playing the lute randomly), and being contrary (singing off-key).
Ruined by the internet. Before, I just silently lived my own bitter life. Now it's great, I have to watch helplessly as others live good lives.
I've envied many people, but I love the ordinary me even more.
Mom says: Rest should be as important as work, or even more so — just like a phone must be charged.
Mom says: When you are at your weakest, the strongest version of you is preparing to make an appearance.
Me: Master, what is Zen?
Master: Do you crave a late-night snack?
Me: Yes, I do.
Master: That's craving!
As a 'Buddhist' youth, bank cards, wallets, WeChat, and Alipay are all completely empty.
Four Stages of a Zen Life
Accepting that parents are just ordinary people
Accepting that oneself is just an ordinary person
Accepting that a spouse is just an ordinary person
Accepting that children are just ordinary people
Add joy, simplify life, multiply gratitude, let go.
Even if the world is desolate, there will always be someone who sees you as their believer.
Life is impermanent, life goes on.
Life is Zen, smile at the ordinary.
I look this good
First, I must thank my parents.
If they hadn't given me such skillful hands,
how could I have photoshopped myself to look so beautiful?
Last year's 'expensive but will last years' clothes, this year when you open the closet, you've already pretended not to see them.
Others have Hermès, LV, and Chanel bags, while I only have meme stickers.
Others get abs from working out,
but I only get crow's feet.
Every time I bargain while shopping, if I succeed in lowering the price, I feel like I've been tricked.
Whenever someone compliments you by saying this shirt makes you look slim, it proves you are actually chubby
What girls call 'going out'
is basically washing their hair and putting on pretty clothes
finding a spot to take dozens of selfies
then editing them for half an hour before posting to their Moments
Going to the photo studio to take pictures,
The photographer always tells others:
"Smile, smile again, good..."
When it's my turn,
The photographer says:
"Tone down your killing intent, tone it down..."
Going to the hospital for an injection
The nurse asked if I was afraid of pain
I bravely said: Not afraid
Then she brought me an intern nurse
How can people be so fickle?
The one who promised to grow old together went bald long ago.
Ah
It's getting cold
Bought a high-quality thermos
Ready to drink hot water
But burned my lips eight times this morning
Haven't taken a single sip yet
If you were willing to spend a little time getting to know me, you would find you wasted a little time.
Wanted to buy a treadmill
The salesperson recommended the extra-long luxury model.
Me: Master, what is Zen?
Master: Do you crave a late-night snack?
Me: Yes, I do.
Master: That's craving!
