Today's Picks
Swipe left or rightThe happiness of life is not about having a car, a house, money, or power, but about being carefree and free from illness and disaster.
Happiness is not having everything, but having what you want right by your side.
I'm just one stroke away from the peak of my life, a huge sum of money I don't know the amount of.
One ought to know a bit about music. My specialties in playing instruments and singing are: Bragging (blowing cowhide), holding others back (pulling hind legs), messing around (playing the lute randomly), and being contrary (singing off-key).
Ruined by the internet. Before, I just silently lived my own bitter life. Now it's great, I have to watch helplessly as others live good lives.
I've envied many people, but I love the ordinary me even more.
Mom says: Rest should be as important as work, or even more so — just like a phone must be charged.
Mom says: When you are at your weakest, the strongest version of you is preparing to make an appearance.
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I don't want to do this
I don't really understand this either
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I don't want to do it
Let me ask for you
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I think it's not okay
I think it's okay
You can ask others for their opinion
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No one competing with me?
I'll pay
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Quickly praise me for being thin
I think I've gained weight again
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Just a bit ugly
You have good temperament
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I don't have a wife, so there's nothing to discuss
Borrow money? I'll go back and discuss it with my wife
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Unless you give me a red envelope and treat me to dinner
This is really hard to do
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Are you busy later?
I'm busy later, can you leave?
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I never like to trouble others
I also never like others to trouble me
The saury says to the lemon, 'We seem to have met somewhere before.' The lemon says, 'In the previous life, when you were suffering greatly, I once shed hot tears for you.'
Lintian
A sock went traveling
Along the way met many nice socks
Unfortunately couldn't form a pair
Had to live alone all its life
One leaf fell in love with another leaf
They agreed to meet when the wind rose
But the wind was so strong
They passed each other while falling
But there is no regret either
The oriole said, you liar,
you said you would come to see me last year
The snail said,
I set off the year before last
Lintian: The lollipop says, I want to slim down into a rainbow. Later, she slimmed down into a stick.
Mr. Octopus and Mrs. Octopus are fighting
The neighbor Uncle Crab comes to mediate
Tried to mediate for a long time but couldn't untangle it
Uncle Crab says,
Next time you argue, remember to stay calm and don't resort to动手
The popsicle is heartbroken
The cone comforts it saying,
Be strong, don't cry so messily
Look at me
Even if my heart is soft, I must appear strong on the outside
Everyone says I love causing trouble
Actually I just
Want you to pay more attention to me
The egg says to the tomato, let's be together. The tomato says, absolutely not, you will become hard-hearted when you're cooked. So they kept arguing and arguing, and finally they turned into a delicious dish of scrambled eggs with tomatoes.
When playing truant, the sunshine is always especially good
When playing truant, the fish in the river are always especially easy to catch
When playing truant, the streets are always especially lively
When playing truant, the teacher always takes attendance
Why is it that
I only remember the things from when I played truant
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I don't want to do this
I don't really understand this either
