Today's Picks
Swipe left or rightThe happiness of life is not about having a car, a house, money, or power, but about being carefree and free from illness and disaster.
Happiness is not having everything, but having what you want right by your side.
I'm just one stroke away from the peak of my life, a huge sum of money I don't know the amount of.
One ought to know a bit about music. My specialties in playing instruments and singing are: Bragging (blowing cowhide), holding others back (pulling hind legs), messing around (playing the lute randomly), and being contrary (singing off-key).
Ruined by the internet. Before, I just silently lived my own bitter life. Now it's great, I have to watch helplessly as others live good lives.
I've envied many people, but I love the ordinary me even more.
Mom says: Rest should be as important as work, or even more so — just like a phone must be charged.
Mom says: When you are at your weakest, the strongest version of you is preparing to make an appearance.
The ugly duckling was ugly from birth.
The mother duck quickly comforted him:
Maybe when you grow up, you'll become a beautiful swan.
The ugly duckling felt relieved.
Later, he finally grew up,
And became an ugly old duck.
The principal said, the anti-cheating work in recent exams is becoming increasingly severe
Little Beetle: Mom mom, why is my Moments all full of big piles of poop?
Beetle Mom: Because your WeChat friends are all dung beetles, they post what they eat every day.
Little Beetle: Woo, what should I do...
Beetle Mom: Mom's even worse, my Moments are full of fly moms and butterfly moms, they post photos of their babies every day, your mom can barely eat...
He swears to be faithful for life
He swears never to change his heart
He swears to reform
Later
He swears he didn't make any vows
The prince kissed the princess deeply
The princess finally woke up
But the prince suddenly fainted
The princess said,
Sorry, I haven't brushed my teeth in years
When it rains, I don't have an umbrella
When I have an umbrella, it doesn't rain
This world
Is full of malice
Toward me
Modern people
Adolescence is getting shorter
Menopause is getting longer
We face each other
but never know
how far apart
we are from each other
She fell in love with succulent plants
They filled her home
Later she found
a quiet, chubby boyfriend
Every time Pinocchio lies, his nose grows a little longer. After his nose becomes very very long, he becomes a real person.
Though it's not for the fish
but when unable to catch any
I still feel disappointed
So I keep waiting and waiting
Until the sunset fills the sky
Good thing the friend I arranged to meet didn't come
No need to feel embarrassed
After he had his appendix removed
He started practicing the 'Sunflower Bible'
Heard the effect is quite good
Every autumn
The little yellow bird that I always scared and bullied
Always comes to say goodbye
Then flies to the warm south
I feel so reluctant to let go
After all, it's my only friend
The first frost is about to fall
After pretending to be a literary youth for many years, I finally successfully transitioned to become an ordinary middle-aged person
His life is full of stories, mostly yellow jokes
Although I have killed many plants, the most beautiful will always be the next one
He fell asleep during a foot massage
Dreamed of climbing a mountain of knives and walking through fire for his beloved
Woke up to find his feet soaking in hot water
I was quite skinny as a child
Later, a 'don't leave any food' ruined my whole life
The loneliness of single dogs in your eyes
Is exactly the comfort they want most
Three things people most often pay the price for:
Speaking carelessly
Spending carelessly
Losing temper carelessly
The ugly duckling was ugly from birth.
The mother duck quickly comforted him:
Maybe when you grow up, you'll become a beautiful swan.
The ugly duckling felt relieved.
Later, he finally grew up,
And became an ugly old duck.
