Today's Picks
Swipe left or rightThe happiness of life is not about having a car, a house, money, or power, but about being carefree and free from illness and disaster.
Happiness is not having everything, but having what you want right by your side.
I'm just one stroke away from the peak of my life, a huge sum of money I don't know the amount of.
One ought to know a bit about music. My specialties in playing instruments and singing are: Bragging (blowing cowhide), holding others back (pulling hind legs), messing around (playing the lute randomly), and being contrary (singing off-key).
Ruined by the internet. Before, I just silently lived my own bitter life. Now it's great, I have to watch helplessly as others live good lives.
I've envied many people, but I love the ordinary me even more.
Mom says: Rest should be as important as work, or even more so — just like a phone must be charged.
Mom says: When you are at your weakest, the strongest version of you is preparing to make an appearance.
What is past is prologue
Cheetah's selfie
Beauty app in hand, spot removal worry-free
Sloth's selfie
Every time... press... it's a burst...
The warmest light is the one at home
Hehe
Haha
“Hehe” means “Get lost!”
“Hehehe” means “So boring”
To prove you’re really laughing
You must send “Hahahahaha”
"I'm going to eat" "I'm going to take a shower"
are usually used to end an awkward chat.
So next time don't ask
why I'm eating at 3 PM...
When refuting others, adding a question mark makes it seem more polite. For example: 'I can't do it, my lord?'
Are you there?
After asking 'Are you there?', quickly state your business
Otherwise, the other person will feel
A sense of impending doom or fear of being exposed.
Get to the point!
Lend me five yuan.
The one who sends voice messages without greeting is the boss.
If you are not the boss,
please ask for permission before sending voice messages.
If you want to end the chat, use "hmm" or "oh". Otherwise, use "hmm hmm" or "oh oh".
When a girl sends you "You're busy!" it means "nmb!"
When someone shows you photos on their phone, don't swipe left or right.
After saying goodnight for a long time, then meeting again in the Moments, this is very awkward.
Oh oh
Hehe
Ha
Hm
Wa wa wa
Exchanging emoji packs for several rounds
Not for emoji battle
Just means
The chat is about to end awkwardly but politely
When replying to comments on Moments, if you have multiple mutual friends, you should not reply to only one of them.
Single dog, exam dog, overtime dog
Can only be used for self-mockery
Not to be used to describe others
If someone posts a selfie and then deletes it after a while, it's because she can't confirm whether that selfie looks good or ugly. If there aren't enough likes, she deletes it. Don't be surprised.
Children ask
Why are we no longer good friends?
We adults
Tacitly drift apart from each other
Chatting in someone else's Moments comments makes people want to delete that post.
The most torturous thing is
'the other person is typing'
What is past is prologue
