Today's Picks
Swipe left or rightThe happiness of life is not about having a car, a house, money, or power, but about being carefree and free from illness and disaster.
Happiness is not having everything, but having what you want right by your side.
I'm just one stroke away from the peak of my life, a huge sum of money I don't know the amount of.
One ought to know a bit about music. My specialties in playing instruments and singing are: Bragging (blowing cowhide), holding others back (pulling hind legs), messing around (playing the lute randomly), and being contrary (singing off-key).
Ruined by the internet. Before, I just silently lived my own bitter life. Now it's great, I have to watch helplessly as others live good lives.
I've envied many people, but I love the ordinary me even more.
Mom says: Rest should be as important as work, or even more so — just like a phone must be charged.
Mom says: When you are at your weakest, the strongest version of you is preparing to make an appearance.
If the other party does not agree promptly and readily, it means they have already refused.
The prince can only find her by the glass slipper, because Cinderella's makeup was too heavy that night.
Sun Wukong used his seventy-two transformations to become a fish
After seven seconds, he forgot the spell to change back
The ugly duckling finally grew into a beautiful swan
happily returned home
and then Daddy Duck and Mommy Duck
got divorced
Black Cat Sheriff goes to the city to work and changes his name to Tom; One Ear goes to the city to work and changes his name to Jerry.
The girl kissed a frog, and the prince jumped out of the dry pot. After first aid, he was diagnosed with severe burns.
Snow White met seven dwarfs in the forest. The seven brothers roared: Where do you think you're going, snake-face!
Grandpa, grandpa
Hurry up
My eyes are stinging
The girl cut her finger and wanted to cry. The boy immediately cut himself too and said: 'Then we are a couple!' The girl laughed. Later they both died of tetanus.
Every time Pinocchio lies, his nose grows a little longer. After his nose becomes very long, he becomes a real person.
The oriole said: You liar
You said you would come see me last year
The snail said
I set off the year before last
The little prince finally returned to his planet and began to miss the little fox on Earth every day
Little swallow, in flowery dress
Every spring you come here
I ask the swallow why you come
The swallow says:
I come to collect old appliances, old refrigerators, freezers
Air conditioners, computers, washing machines, old TVs, electricity meters
The watch drawn on my hand as a child never moved, yet it took away our best times
The octopus couple quarreled
Brother Crab came to mediate
After a long time, he couldn't untangle them
Brother said
Next time you quarrel, stay calm and don't use your hands
Being alone is not lonely
Missing someone is lonely
When one knows too much, they become an orphan of the world.
Feeling down, squatting alone in the corner
A cockroach passed by
So I talked to it
About views on life
Trading situations
Life pressures
It died after listening.
Where the heart has no place to rest, everywhere is wandering.
After being single for a long time,
don't mention unscrewing a bottle cap,
I can even unscrew a fire hydrant.
If the other party does not agree promptly and readily, it means they have already refused.
