The colleague dinner party is boring
but you have to go
Everyone is talking about stocks and beeswax
You open your phone
and play three rounds of Dou Dizhu

After finishing Dou Di Zhu, I opened Weibo and saw a former rock singer holding a thermos. At that moment, you smiled.

Insomnia is nothing but two kinds: a phone in hand, or a theater in mind

I found the biggest benefit of losing weight is that before, when I turned around, the Wi-Fi signal would disappear; now, there's actually one bar!

Wait for me to take a photo, post a moment on WeChat, and perform a funeral rite for you.

There is a melancholy handsome guy on the subway
Staring heavily at the pitch-black window
He must be
Out of phone battery!

The most brilliant smile of your life has been given to the phone screen

Don't stay up late playing with your phone all the time
It's not good for the phone!

How many goodnights, only to be blacklisted.

Having grown up, the only thing I can persist in is charging my phone every day.

Many years later
I finally changed your name
in my contacts
back to your full name

Hahaha
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All have only one tooth left

Rise at cockcrow to practice swordplay