Today's Picks
Swipe left or rightThe happiness of life is not about having a car, a house, money, or power, but about being carefree and free from illness and disaster.
Happiness is not having everything, but having what you want right by your side.
I'm just one stroke away from the peak of my life, a huge sum of money I don't know the amount of.
One ought to know a bit about music. My specialties in playing instruments and singing are: Bragging (blowing cowhide), holding others back (pulling hind legs), messing around (playing the lute randomly), and being contrary (singing off-key).
Ruined by the internet. Before, I just silently lived my own bitter life. Now it's great, I have to watch helplessly as others live good lives.
I've envied many people, but I love the ordinary me even more.
Mom says: Rest should be as important as work, or even more so — just like a phone must be charged.
Mom says: When you are at your weakest, the strongest version of you is preparing to make an appearance.
The teacher said to us in the graduation season: You fly far away, I return the original way
It's time for the graduation defense season again
You must finish your thesis and hand it to the supervisor early
This way you can successfully transfer the pain
To the supervisor
When graduating, the homeroom teacher earnestly said:
I only hope you won't become
a person who has negative effects on society
The teacher said, I am the strongest person in the class, but I dragged the whole class down
Others' resumes are filled with:
Awards, certificates, honors, skills, titles
Mine are filled with:
Outgoing, helpful, united and friendly
Notebooks
Some people submit homework like thieves
Open others' and hide it in the middle
Adults, even if they're struggling, at least they don't have PE class anymore
What Teacher's Day shows most is a mother's love. You don't know how hard this middle-aged mom worked on handicrafts last night.
Wishing all the uncertified teachers
Happy holiday!
They are all-round geniuses who can do everything
Proficient in Chinese, English, art, music, literature, history, philosophy, mathematics, physics, chemistry
They can also make crafts and write hand-copied reports
Their teaching income is zero and they still pay every day
They work without rest all day and all year, working until midnight
They are
Great student parents!
The teacher likes hardworking people, except those who make excuses while working hard
The teacher says it's not me saying you
He will say you next
The teacher says I said something I shouldn't have said
I said everything I shouldn't have said
The teacher says it's not me boasting
He will start boasting next
In the homeroom teacher's mouth,
I have no name,
I am called 'some people',
And some classmates are called 'a very few individuals'.
Chemistry class wrote the wrong equation
Teacher said:
Is this equation your family's ancestral legacy?
The teacher said:
I can spare you in the midterm exam
I can spare you in the diagnostic exam
I can also spare you in the proficiency exam
But I am a teacher
Not a horse-releasing person
Fought a fight with a boy from the neighboring class
Two headteachers came to mediate
Both thought their students were right
So the two headteachers fought each other
Before the college entrance exam, I hated the teacher for forbidding dating, which made it hard to find a girlfriend. Later I realized the teacher was innocent.
