Today's Picks
Swipe left or rightThe happiness of life is not about having a car, a house, money, or power, but about being carefree and free from illness and disaster.
Happiness is not having everything, but having what you want right by your side.
I'm just one stroke away from the peak of my life, a huge sum of money I don't know the amount of.
One ought to know a bit about music. My specialties in playing instruments and singing are: Bragging (blowing cowhide), holding others back (pulling hind legs), messing around (playing the lute randomly), and being contrary (singing off-key).
Ruined by the internet. Before, I just silently lived my own bitter life. Now it's great, I have to watch helplessly as others live good lives.
I've envied many people, but I love the ordinary me even more.
Mom says: Rest should be as important as work, or even more so — just like a phone must be charged.
Mom says: When you are at your weakest, the strongest version of you is preparing to make an appearance.
Student: The things you teach are all useless
Teacher: I don't allow you to say this about yourself!
When graduating, said emotionally:
Teacher, you've worked hard!
Teacher said: Meeting someone like you, it's not hard work, it's a curse of fate!
Too many absences
Occasionally meet the professor in class
The professor says in surprise
It's been so long
You've grown up so much
Books are for you to read yourself,
not for teachers to read.
When you one day understand this sentence,
should thank the teacher
Years scatter the past all over the ground
There is always someone
Who often holds your gaze in their heart
You never know
I once picked up your smile
And secretly tucked it into my time
Happy Teachers' Day 2023
Let's start anew,
not start over.
Life is a wilderness, not a track.
We didn't say goodbye.
We just tacitly agreed
to stop disturbing each other.
Don't gossip.
Don't meddle.
Don't provoke idle people.
The high level of interpersonal communication: Enthusiastic, generous, and knowing nothing when asked.
My finances are quite free.
I can choose not to buy whatever I don't want.
Other people's collections: cars, houses, luxury goods, antiques.
My collection:
Disposable tableware left over from takeout
Plastic bags that look clean
Good quality delivery boxes
Plastic containers left over from eating fruit
I didn't quit my job to find myself,
only to find that I don't want to do anything.
Catchphrases of modern office workers:
1. So annoying.
2. Let me tell you.
3. I'm so pissed off.
4. Speechless.
5. Received/Understood.
6. So hungry.
7. So sleepy.
8. Time to get off work.
The salary the company gives me
is just enough to keep me from quitting
The work I do
is just enough to keep me from being fired
Is the direction of artificial intelligence wrong?
Originally, we wanted AI to help us wash dishes and clean
Then we would have time to write poetry and paint
Now AI is writing poetry and painting
While we are still washing dishes and cleaning
Lost tens of thousands in stocks,
but I'm comfortably losing while lying down,
unlike my friend
who lost tens of thousands through hard work starting a business.
Three great sufferings in life: can't get what you want, can't let go of the past, can't forget the past
Not good at speaking
Won't bow down
Won't be cute
Won't speak nicely
Don't know how to flatter others
But I still think I'm great
Student: The things you teach are all useless
Teacher: I don't allow you to say this about yourself!
